Minutely reminder: There's literally nothing stopping Patrick from going over to fight in Ukraine

[HotDogJoe]

Although the US government has discouraged it, it's absolutely not against the law to do so -

The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that it is “not a crime under U.S. law for an individual to go abroad for the purpose of enlisting in a foreign army,”

So, fat coward. Are you going to actually contribute to the war you cannot encourage to escalate fast enough? As you've said "Putin will not stop. He must be stopped".

Now is your chance. You can play a part in stopping him. You have no children, you have no job, yet according to you - you're a trained and experienced fighter who has experience with many kinds of weapons. Sounds like you'd be an ideal candidate to go and help them.

Or you could always sit around on your fart couch marking snarky remarks on Twitter while actual men fight. I think I know which one you'll choose, chunkster.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He'd probably die of a fat guy blood clot on the flight over.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Well see, sweetie...the problem with that is, we already figured it out.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

An actual, in shape tough guy. Fire arms expert. No kids, and his wife is so pilled out she wouldn’t even notice he’s gone. He’s a perfect candidate.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

An actual, in shape tough guy. Fire arms expert. No kids, and his wife is so pilled out she wouldn’t even notice he’s gone. He’s a perfect candidate.

I am sure he could learn Ukranian or Russian pretty quickly too. We all know he is maven with that duolingo.

 

[RobertMewler]

An actual, in shape tough guy. Fire arms expert. No kids, and his wife is so pilled out she wouldn’t even notice he’s gone. He’s a perfect candidate.

Plus he's the kind of genius military strategist the rest of the world needs right now.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You expect Patrick to recklessly go to a foreign nation during a fucking PANDEMIC

 

[peckafacce]

Although the US government has discouraged it, it's absolutely not against the law to do so -



So, fat coward. Are you going to actually contribute to the war you cannot encourage to escalate fast enough? As you've said "Putin will not stop. He must be stopped".

Now is your chance. You can play a part in stopping him. You have no children, you have no job, yet according to you - you're a trained and experienced fighter who has experience with many kinds of weapons. Sounds like you'd be an ideal candidate to go and help them.

Or you could always sit around on your fart couch marking snarky remarks on Twitter while actual men fight. I think I know which one you'll choose, chunkster.

His stool offered to pay for his plane ticket, as well as a couple of bags of water balloons and a 5 gallon bucket of paint. Funny enough he never responded.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Being chickenshit is stopping him

 

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[peckafacce]

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Me fail English? That's umpossible.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Josiah Munoz should ask Pat for comment

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

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[Clint Ruin]

No, atalker, my platform is my weapon. My words obliterate tyranny and oppression far more than any actions.