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Microsoft’s Indian CEO announces they will invest heavily in India and up skill 10 million Indians,

LiberalPussy

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JebJoh

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HECKING YEAH DIVERSITY ^____^
You’re flailing around trying to make an argument someone will believe.

Time to face facts, you’ve been getting away with being lazy and overpaid for too long. Time for capitalism and competition to be great again. Elon Gates and trump live and work for shareholders, what is better for the bottom line than eliminating entitlement jobs and corporate bloat. Now everyone has to compete for their job and stockholders will win.

Time to triple down on Microsoft, it’ll never be this cheap again. Next I’ll sell all of my ford stock until they cancel their contracts with unions, im sure they can build great cars in India.
 

Brooke Shields

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You’re flailing around trying to make an argument someone will believe.

Time to face facts, you’ve been getting away with being lazy and overpaid for too long. Time for capitalism and competition to be great again. Elon Gates and trump live and work for shareholders, what is better for the bottom line than eliminating entitlement jobs and corporate bloat. Now everyone has to compete for their job and stockholders will win.

Time to triple down on Microsoft, it’ll never be this cheap again. Next I’ll sell all of my ford stock until they cancel their contracts with unions, im sure they can build great cars in India.
I'm all in wit da Indians now

Should we not do something about the gals in HR now though? These white bitches think they own the place and are probably going to falsely/accurately accuse these powerhouses of misconduct, which will retard production.
 

SpaceEdge

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You’re flailing around trying to make an argument someone will believe.

Time to face facts, you’ve been getting away with being lazy and overpaid for too long. Time for capitalism and competition to be great again. Elon Gates and trump live and work for shareholders, what is better for the bottom line than eliminating entitlement jobs and corporate bloat. Now everyone has to compete for their job and stockholders will win.

Time to triple down on Microsoft, it’ll never be this cheap again. Next I’ll sell all of my ford stock until they cancel their contracts with unions, im sure they can build great cars in India.
Youre sure about that? It's been tried and failed already, did you own Ford stock in 2021?

Weird stuff to say as fact, all of this. Bill Gates in 2016? That was shareholder focused pedobill?
The swiss wanted his balls cut off
 

SpaceEdge

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The shareholders wanted elons ass only a few years ago for altering the market with tweets
 

JebJoh

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I'm all in wit da Indians now

Should we not do something about the gals in HR now though? These white bitches think they own the place and are probably going to falsely/accurately accuse these powerhouses of misconduct, which will retard production.
I’d love to see those jobs go to Iran actually.

HR: good morning HR department, Karen speaking.

White Karen: I need to file a complaint, my boss keeps asking me to go out for drinks with him

HR: and you are afraid allah will smite you for drinking?

White Karen: no, not that, I just feel like he’s putting me in an awkward position.

He: how many times has he raped you? Did he knock out any of your teeth?

White Karen: no no no nothing like that …

HR: ohhhh he sounds like a keeper.
 

JebJoh

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Youre sure about that? It's been tried and failed already, did you own Ford stock in 2021?

Weird stuff to say as fact, all of this. Bill Gates in 2016? That was shareholder focused pedobill?
The swiss wanted his balls cut off
With Elon taking over everything it will work this time.

I have 1 fund that is promoted as socially conscious investing. It holds considerable amounts of union and green company stock. So I am sure I have some ford, just not sure how much.

That shit changes this week though. I’m going to invest in everyone who invests in their bottom line and secures cheap labor.
 

JebJoh

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Youre sure about that? It's been tried and failed already, did you own Ford stock in 2021?

Weird stuff to say as fact, all of this. Bill Gates in 2016? That was shareholder focused pedobill?
The swiss wanted his balls cut off
And? Let’s look to the future when all of our tech needs will be met for 1/3 the cost. For some companies that will be all profit.
 

JebJoh

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Once they unload all of their fat lazy american tech people and ship the jobs to india it will be nothing but profit for me and the underwear gnomes. I should pick up more tesla also, I hear he wants to run his entire operation from India now so he doesn't have to deal with incompetent american engineers
 

HR@PaneraBread

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I’d love to see those jobs go to Iran actually.

HR: good morning HR department, Karen speaking.

White Karen: I need to file a complaint, my boss keeps asking me to go out for drinks with him

HR: and you are afraid allah will smite you for drinking?

White Karen: no, not that, I just feel like he’s putting me in an awkward position.

He: how many times has he raped you? Did he knock out any of your teeth?

White Karen: no no no nothing like that …

HR: ohhhh he sounds like a keeper.
You can't spell Panera without rape
 
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