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I'm snowed in at my mom's place. There's a horrendous shitstorm happening in my neck of the woods. All roads/highways are closed, tow trucks/plows are not operating. If only a fat, lazy faggot from Wisconsin could give me some shoveling tips. My truck is fucking buried.
If someone doesn't tell me they're so sorry about my situation I promise I will kill myself.
Hope your mum stocked up on booze and delicious treats. If so, look on the bright side. If not, how far is the nearest place to buy booze?I'm snowed in at my mom's place. There's a horrendous shitstorm happening in my neck of the woods. All roads/highways are closed, tow trucks/plows are not operating. If only a fat, lazy faggot from Wisconsin could give me some shoveling tips. My truck is fucking buried.
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I don't even know. I have a 40oz and a half of rye, that should be enough to get me through until the stores and roads open up again.Hope your mum stocked up on booze and delicious treats. If so, look on the bright side. If not, how far is the nearest place to buy booze?
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He's Japanese, goddammit. And you know that. He only said he was a Chinese when he was starting out because everyone was pissy about Pearl Harbor at the time. Now he can't get into Japanese Heaven.Merry Christmas, Abe.
Tell Jack Soo I'll take an order of chicken fried rice, half a dozen wontons and not to skimp on the fucking sweet n sour sauce this time.
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