Mentally stable man accuses pizza chains of complicity to online conspiracy

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

 

[guest]

Fucking hilarious

 

[guest]

How do you pay for a delivery without using a card?

 

[guest]

"Be ready for swearing." to an account that's being very polite and receptive. Keep on keeping on, Fatprick.

 

[RaggotFetard]

No negative effect on his life, child. We work for him now.

 

[guest]

I believe him. Everyone knows Pat only gets Papa John's, as he aligns politically with the founder.

 

[quark]

They are going to put him in touch with Special Agent Charles E Cheese

 

[SFWA liaison]

he's so proud that he's going to disrespect some customer service guy trying to help him, what a douchebag

not surprising coming from the dude that is so proud to claim retail workers are "beneath" him

as well as service industry workers

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Fatrick is stuck in 2002.

"Haven't gained a pound."

"Hairline hasn't moved an inch."

"Food can be sent C.O.D."

 

[Drenched]

"tough guy" Fatcrick is my favorite Fatrick

 

[fusciasomething]

He probably orders them at the same time and whoever gets there quicker gets paid. I think he does a lot of fucked up things and then blames the stlakers

 

[guest]

Even if they deliver COD, how many pizza pranks can you call into a house before the business itself puts you on the "pay no mind" list? They can't force him to pay so presumably it's a loss every time they deliver. They're not going to fall for that trick more than twice, I'd say.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

How do you pay for a delivery without using a card?

You call and say you’re paying in cash...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The self trolling continues. Fake texts about pizza orders. He is drunk and trying to ride the momentum of Keffals.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He has completely lost it.

 

[Will Tate]

Next lolsuit sponsored by Pizza Hut.

 

[SpaceEdge]

He's going to sue Norm Macdonald for millions and then the DOJ will shut down pizzahut for criminal delivering a pizza when asked

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wonder if you ask the local pizza places if this is going on it will confirm what he is saying.

 

[guest]

You call and say you’re paying in cash...

You are going to prison, stlaker.

You are mentally ill, stlaker.

 

[guest]

Whoever is running the PH social media account is either experiencing severe rib damage or is going to get heavily intoxicated tonight. Although realistically the DM content is probably passed over to one of Quasi's siblings to treat as a support issue.