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Fails to remember his real world debts, i.e. Quasi's 24 grand. Fat too.
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Mentally ill narcissist fantasises about money falling from the sky.
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Working like always = laying on the couch unemployed.
Hes a man who couldn’t figure out how someone had 17 grand at their disposal so it’s safe to assume Pat has zero invested in any kind of retirement account.
Hes a man who couldn’t figure out how someone had 17 grand at their disposal so it’s safe to assume Pat has zero invested in any kind of retirement account.
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If you can't make a million dollars last 25/30 years, you are incredibly wasteful. Pats not going to live much longer then that anyways
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WOULD YA?
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A million dollars isn't a lot but having $17,000 is unheard of.
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With a million dollars he could move to my town of about 40,000 people and live very comfortably. Things are pretty cheap, plenty of nigs to fuck Nikki, and I could catch a homicide charge while he's here....
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Exactly. Not to sound like a bragging cunt but I had more than that available in my current account in my second year of university, thanks to turning £1500 inheritance from my granddad into almost £30,000 through day-trading in a few months. Waking up at 5.30 most mornings and doing my research for the day before trading opened. Lectures at 11, seminars at 2. Tutorials twice a week at 5.30. The rest of the day was trading. Evenings partying. My portfolio was my entrée to getting a finance job way more than any academics. Payed off my parents' mortgage at 26 out of my bonus and had enough left over to buy a new cls550 Merc that year in cash and tuck away the remainder for a rainy day (again, more than Quasi's legal fees.)
Point is, Pat is Fat and living in cloud cuckoo unemployed, uneducated, lazy loser land if he thinks a grown man can't have a few thousand bucks tucked away without begging, borrowing and stealing. Fat fat fat. Gay gay gay. Poor poor poor.
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Buying a new car is pretty stupid. Atkeaat here in America it is-- generally just a poor investment. But I suppose you wanted to reward yourself for being way ahead of the game and most if your peers-- so cheers!
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If he took out $40k a year, he'd be making a little less than the median male wage, and (most years) would see his principal increase (Pat, that means you'd have more money in the bank than when you started).
Plenty of people live on that kind of money.
EDIT: Assuming he hasn't completely fucked up his 401k situation, he could retire and take, say, $11k a year out of that to top up his winnings; which would put him right on the median male wage.
Plenty of people live on that kind of money.
EDIT: Assuming he hasn't completely fucked up his 401k situation, he could retire and take, say, $11k a year out of that to top up his winnings; which would put him right on the median male wage.
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We have too many cars as it is, can pick up a very nice older model for cheap almost anywhere...
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Pat can't even afford to properly vandalize his own vehicles.
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Cars are a depreciating asset which is widely known to everyone except Pat who thinks his decade old mustang that has a history of accidents and drives regularly is only going up in value.
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You're right, it is, even here. You can buy a basically new one with a couple of hundred miles on it from some bankrupt asshole for like 15-20% off the asking price. But I do like that new car smell and personalised specs that Mercedes do so well. I have 2 now. One is second hand but the G class is an AMG custom order.
Pat is Fat is the takeaway message though.
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It's all part of Pat's fantasy world... He thinks the chicks will dig him like in the movies, when in reality no one gives a shit about that anymore. The era of "oh wow, look at him with his brand new blah blah" is dead...
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Appreciate you summing it up succinctly.
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Keep on working like always? How can you even type that shit with a straight face? Laying on your fat ass on the couch beneath a blanket at 10 in the morning is NOT what working "like always' looks like. Another Tomlinson Tall Tale.
And it shows how incredibly stupid he is in addition to bad with money if he seriously doesn't think that he can make a million dollars last him for the rest of his life, especially at his age (and disastrously unhealthy lifestyle).
It wouldn't be difficult to make a million dollars last you for the rest of your life without working. You just have to be smart. At least smarter than Patrick S Tomlinson.
And it shows how incredibly stupid he is in addition to bad with money if he seriously doesn't think that he can make a million dollars last him for the rest of his life, especially at his age (and disastrously unhealthy lifestyle).
It wouldn't be difficult to make a million dollars last you for the rest of your life without working. You just have to be smart. At least smarter than Patrick S Tomlinson.
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If you took 1500 and got to the point where you paid off your parents mortgage, you can probably buy yourself a new car without worrying about it.
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Patrick S Tomlinson - Author, Political Fire Brand, Workaholic.
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Yes- my cheers were not meant to be snarky. It was a legit congrats and well done. I'm not a jealous fag like Fatty Pat.