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Men who use the middle urinal when there’s 3 empty ones are bigger freak perverts than pedophiles.
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Everyone knows the middle one is just for show. You either use the real urinal or the little silly one for short people.
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If it’s a bar at night or a sports stadium or something then it’s acceptable, but when it’s just the middle of the day at work or in a restaurant or something like that it’s pure degenerate nonsense.
Some times I randomly get shy bladder, it’s super weird and annoying and I think it’s because of knowing these freaks are around.
Luckily most of the time I don’t.
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I used to but then I found a trick where I’d just imagine pissing in a specific whore I knew’s mouth and it’d come right out. Try it sometime it really works.
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This is on par with my hatred of men who linger longer in the gym.
There are many times where I’ll barrel to the urinals and that one retard will be in the middle urinal with 2 empty ones at his sides. And I will audibly be like “what the fuck” behind them as they piss, stand there waiting for them to finish, and then when they walk away I’ll approach one of my side urinals.
If I were 15 years younger, I would kick one of their knees at the joint and enjoy them falling while peeing on themselves.
There are many times where I’ll barrel to the urinals and that one retard will be in the middle urinal with 2 empty ones at his sides. And I will audibly be like “what the fuck” behind them as they piss, stand there waiting for them to finish, and then when they walk away I’ll approach one of my side urinals.
If I were 15 years younger, I would kick one of their knees at the joint and enjoy them falling while peeing on themselves.
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I pissed in so many sinks. Just run the water and you're good.
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I learned this in the 700 level at Veterans Stadium.
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A lot of self conscious small dick guys in here. I'm proud to display the hammer and don't suffer anxiety over some fag ogling my dick when I have to piss.
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Just keep your eyes on your own prize faggot.
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Wwawd with the feeding troughs? It's complete anarchy at one of those
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Show a pic of your dick and I'll do the same
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It's like a visual circle jerk
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Yeah, that'll prove you're not a fagShow a pic of your dick and I'll do the same
Okay, fine. Just to prove I'm not a fag:
I'm not a shower, but at least I'm a...
Oh, forget it. Don't judge!
And no, that's not actually Hope Solo's clit
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Yeah, that'll prove you're not a fag
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You win. I'll just take your word for it that that's you in the picture. Definitely not a fag
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Gotta disagree brotherman. I got a hog and I got major shy bladder. In my totally scientist's opinion it's cause as a war-like ape you don't wanna let your guard down around other men. You could be peeing and he could be attacking.
