Me when an ethnic tourist asks me for directions

[guest]

 

[guest]

I'm getting sick of seeing Pat's fat retarded face in Off-Topic.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I'm getting sick of seeing Pat's fat retarded face in Off-Topic.

you know, off-topic used to have a train station

 

[guest]

I'm getting sick of seeing Pat's fat retarded face in Off-Topic.

Who's pat? That's me.

 

[guest]

Who's pat? That's me.

I'm so sorry Dougie. God be with you, no bs.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Who's pat? That's me.

Dude you're looking fawkin toned and tight

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Who's pat? That's me.

Usss

 

[Meownaw]

I'm getting sick of seeing Pat's fat retarded face in Off-Topic.

You know what I'm getting sick of?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You know what I'm getting sick of?

Circus midgets, right? Me, too! I've had it up to here with the likes of them!

 

[HH Brother]

You know what I'm getting sick of?

 

[Stent]

A chinaman on a bicycle once asked me for directions late at night and I sent him off in completely the wrong direction. I told my friend about it and he just said "Why would you do that?" but it's now at least a dozen years later and I still smile when I think about it.

 

[guest]

A chinaman on a bicycle once asked me for directions late at night and I sent him off in completely the wrong direction. I told my friend about it and he just said "Why would you do that?" but it's now at least a dozen years later and I still smile when I think about it.

Hahahahahahaha.

 

[guest]

My favorite bit is sending shithead tourists to Capitol Heights when they’re looking for the Capitol Building. It’s a chocolate hellhole across the river.