McGowan 6 advice thread

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Im out having a couple of beers and remembered what the old sage recommended not long ago: eat dinner before you go out, and avoid the urge to eat shit later when you’re drunk. So, I picked a nice Georgian restaurant and am eating there before da show.

I’m going to test this ancient wisdom and report back in a few hours. I hate the regret of seeing McDonald’s or kebab boxes the next day after I go out.

 

[NoBacon]

Commit a rape.

The good time user Jenna doesn’t want you to have.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Commit a rape.

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[Convict Wyzz]

Commit a rape.

Solves all my problems, that's for sure!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Correct me if I’m wrong but, didn’t he mean eat dinner at home? With that fucking Jew I assumed it was about saving money and being “healthier” (Jews are always having health problems).

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Correct me if I’m wrong but, didn’t he mean eat dinner at home? With that fucking Jew I assumed it was about saving money and being “healthier” (Jews are always having health problems).

Fawk! You may be right!


I figured an older gentleman and diletante like him meant “maybe go eat something satiating before” and didn’t think he meant at home. I had a balanced meal of protein, carbs, and fiber.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I had carbs

Fat.

 

[guest]

Correct me if I’m wrong but, didn’t he mean eat dinner at home? With that fucking Jew I assumed it was about saving money and being “healthier” (Jews are always having health problems).

Hey! What did I do to you!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fat.

Sweetie, that’s where you’re wrong. I’ll have you know that I am not fat, child. I run an average of 45km a week, child (seriously). I am not chiseled like @CarolMaxheinie, but I’ve done alright since not living a Pig Tomlinson lifestyle, son. Hush, now. Wait quietly for the knock. Quietly. Is. Key.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Hey! What did I do to you!

I was only jokin’.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I was only jokin’.

I was expecting a Joe post brothaman.

 

[guest]

I was only jokin’.

Too late. You're on a mossad hit list now, goyster

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was expecting a Joe post brothaman.

Hrrrmph. You don’t EXPECT anything from ME. I am not your MONKEY (not that kind) that dances on your command. I’ve built my life doing WHAT I want, WHEN I I want. Made more money than you’ll ever see doing it too.

You wouldn’t know the first thing about being “HEALTHY”. Your idea of a diet is Mountain Dew and a “fresh” bag of Doritos. You are EVERYTHING you accuse me of BEING. Fat slovenly DISGUSTING cows. All of you. Every single one. Pathetic.

I’m going to spend the rest of my evening with my family. Maybe even stop in to visit my brother. He’s healthier now than you will EVER be. You’d be lucky to even make it to half our age with your heart still working. Fortunately you don’t have a lot of luck.

#HEALTHYliving #CUMIASTRONG #CONTINUEDSUCCESS

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I know awhile back in a thread about hobbies @McGowan6 said clearing brush on his property was one of his hobbies and I agree. It’s PFG. Damn satisfying to get the “grounds” ,as PaT would say, cleared out.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I know awhile back in a thread about hobbies @McGowan6 said clearing brush on his property was one of his hobbies and I agree. It’s PFG. Damn satisfying to get the “grounds” ,as PaT would say, cleared out.

God damn right. Nothing wrong with a little landscape work.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Too late. You're on a mossad hit list now, goyster

I joke around a lot, but you’re a funny guy McGowanster

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Check in:

Time to go home and enjoy the road sodas I left in the fridge. I’m not hungry, but I could eat something. Lucky for me that I have apples, plums, and walnuts to eat.

 

[NoBacon]

Solves all my problems, that's for sure!

Everyone wins!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm @Rutherford_b_Blaze and I endorse this message.

It’s a victimless crime.

 

[guest]

I joke around a lot, but you’re a funny guy McGowanster

No, child. I'm not.