MC Serch-ial Media, or Do With This What You Will Fellas

[UnPRePared]

So shout out to the American fan for coming through on these (least he could do for not going to Youmacon for the fucking bit).

Sure enough, The Crown Prince of Chop CHEE himself, M.C. Serch has a very active social media presence. These were a handful I found amusing...

True tough guy there. And nothing more original than a white gangsta that loves the Lakers. And he just has to let you know he was in a suite, to boot! Serch must be doing well... Oh wait, no, it was on someone else's dime, hence the thank you at the end.

Speaking of handouts, nothing says rolling in dough like Chappelle tickets COMPED! No more album residuals?

You all can shit on my lyrics, but I have never said anything as daft as this.

... he just brings it on himself.

One of you needs to review how bad this shit must taste.

All made men in the rap game serve food. I hear you can catch Big Daddy Kane every Friday in his Mexic-Asian food truck.

This is just a bonus because I don't care to look into the details, but I guess Serch is working with a dealership? I didn't think he could even afford a car.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why did he hash tag the first one #loveislove? Isn't that a slogan of the gays?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Why did he hash tag the first one #loveislove? Isn't that a slogan of the gays?

Yo, B, I know you ain’t straight violatin on my mans Serch an his blown out asshole.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why did he hash tag the first one #loveislove? Isn't that a slogan of the gays?

Sounds like Serch needs G.A.M.E (Gay-Ass Man Education).

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm probably going to start a fire here, but I got all the way to the end and saw this one...

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Krav Magoo

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Comp'd

 

[Meownaw]

Great post but wrong forum.

 

[Africa.com]

Yo, B, I know you ain’t straight violatin on my mans Serch an his blown out asshole.

Ayo don't front on my man Serch. Dis Jew Nigga got da cleanest Bussy, nigga use preparation J or some shit.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Life is suite (get it)
Fawkin guys good

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he move to Florida?

 

[Africa.com]

Did he move to Florida?

Did he move to Florida?

Isn't that a NY Jew right of passage?
"Ayo B here we are at the Del Boca Vista Yo! Northstar!"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did he move to Florida?

Isn't that a NY Jew right of passage?
"Ayo B here we are at the Del Boca Vista Yo! Northstar!"

I figured he was so committed to NY that he would never leave.

Didnt think he was Emcee Snowbird

 

[RoTheHo69]

Isn't that a NY Jew right of passage?
"Ayo B here we are at the Del Boca Vista Yo! Northstar!"

First I was raised by my parents. Then in the streets. Then in Del Boca Vista, B.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Did he move to Florida?

I figured he was so committed to NY that he would never leave.

Didnt think he was Emcee Snowbird

Good food plenty ov it, B. It's that early birr speshuu straight from Queens?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They gave away 4 tickets to the kid n play show? So that means everyone who attended the hip hop brunch won a ticket!

 

[RoTheHo69]

They gave away 4 tickets to the kid n play show? So that means everyone who attended the hip hop brunch won a ticket!

Who wants to see a balding kid n' play with liver spots? What the fuck?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'm probably going to start a fire here, but I got all the way to the end and saw this one...

What a limpdick way to show support, at least Vos is saying hamas is bad.