Master Dough

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Known obese moron Patrick S. Tomlinson has claimed to have studied a number of martial art styles.

You might be thinking that this is one of those basketball needle dental floss things where he's trying and failing to be funny, and you may be right. However, he's also claimed to have been a self defense instructor during some unspecified fat period of time.

I can't help but wonder about some of the details, such as:

-What kind of training did he undergo?
-When?
-Where?
-For how long?
With whom?

When was he an instructor?
-Who did he instruct?
-What qualifications does he possess that entitle him to teach? Where did they come from?

It's too bad there aren't any incorrigible rascals on Twitter or anywhere else to ask him about these things. Gee, I wonder how he'd respond.

 

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Known obese moron Patrick S. Tomlinson has claimed to have studied a number of martial art styles.

You might be thinking that this is one of those basketball needle dental floss things where he's trying and failing to be funny, and you may be right. However, he's also claimed to have been a self defense instructor during some unspecified fat period of time.

I can't help but wonder about some of the details, such as:

-What kind of training did he undergo?
-When?
-Where?
-For how long?
With whom?

When was he an instructor?
-Who did he instruct?
-What qualifications does he possess that entitle him to teach? Where did they come from?

It's too bad there aren't any incorrigible rascals on Twitter or anywhere else to ask him about these things. Gee, I wonder how he'd respond.

His training was watching videos about these martial arts and instructing was showing N Dawg one thing so technically he wasn’t lying

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[guest]

His self defense was protecting himself from parental responsibility

 

[Meownaw]

9/10 only because it misses the enraging look into the camera where he makes a "yeah I'm a badass what of it" face.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

9/10 only because it misses the enraging look into the camera where he makes a "yeah I'm a badass what of it" face.

Knock knock, sweet child

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Known obese moron Patrick S. Tomlinson has claimed to have studied a number of martial art styles.

You might be thinking that this is one of those basketball needle dental floss things where he's trying and failing to be funny, and you may be right. However, he's also claimed to have been a self defense instructor during some unspecified fat period of time.

I can't help but wonder about some of the details, such as:

-What kind of training did he undergo?
-When?
-Where?
-For how long?
With whom?

When was he an instructor?
-Who did he instruct?
-What qualifications does he possess that entitle him to teach? Where did they come from?

It's too bad there aren't any incorrigible rascals on Twitter or anywhere else to ask him about these things. Gee, I wonder how he'd respond.

Simple answer is he did none of those things and doesn’t know the first thing about martial arts nor combat sports and he’d do well to keep it that way. I’ve been around that world from birth and would happily dismantle him the way Carol did with running.

He’s not even a fake fan. The closest example of him mentioning combat sports I could find was him talking about Conor McGregor’s weigh-in boner. Seriously.

 

[FurBurger]

I can't find it off-hand, but he tweeted that video of him being the Polynesian Star Wars kid in response to one of his Twitter "girlfriends" showing off her actual martial arts prowess. The contrast was.... incredible, and Fatboy couldn't see it.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

 

[MonsterSteve]

He never trained any of those especially BJJ. Nobody says "I trained BJJ". You don't stop training, even the most experienced black belts train their entire lives. You don't just learn how to arm bar someone and go yep, that's all I need. He most likely took the 1 free class they give you and then added this to his resume.

 

[guest]

Jean Claude Van Ham
Bruce Sara Lee
Chow Yum Fat

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Jean Claude Van Ham
Bruce Sara Lee
Chow Yum Fat

Bolo likes’em Young

 

[FurBurger]

Jean Claude Van Ham
Bruce Sara Lee
Chow Yum Fat

Cynthia Hamhock
Michael Stewdikoff

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Pat calling anyone bootlicker is about as delusional as anything he has ever said, and this is an obese man with 19 chins that thinks he looks like Randy Orton or some shit. He legitimately spends his entire life just bootlicking those in power for the DNC and those who push forward the current corporate woke agenda. It’s like a Stalinist calling a peasant farmer a commie bootlicker before he puts a pistol to the farmer’s head to extract the last morsels of grain.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Simple answer is he did none of those things and doesn’t know the first thing about martial arts nor combat sports and he’d do well to keep it that way. I’ve been around that world from birth and would happily dismantle him the way Carol did with running.
He’s not even a fake fan. The closest example of him mentioning combat sports I could find was him talking about Conor McGregor’s weigh-in boner. Seriously.

He probably did at some point. But that's like me saying I trained Wing Chun, BJJ and MMA when I practices each for at most a few years over the course of 20. It would be a ridiculous brag for me to do so since I probably couldn't hit an arm bar on a bet.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There would be licensing involved in order to be a self defense instructor. That licensing would be easily verified through internet searches.

Guess what?

Another Tomlinson Tall Tale. So glad Annabelle is protected from this delusional fat man's ravings. He doesn't live in reality.

 

[guest]

It's too bad there aren't any incorrigible rascals on Twitter or anywhere else to ask him about these things. Gee, I wonder how he'd respond.

To me, this is one of the biggest tells that he's full of shit. Most guys I know who really do train in Muay Thai or BJJ or any fighting sport do not want to get into a fight because they dont want to hurt someone. Of course you always have the assholes who walk around looking for a fight but most of them will go out of their way to avoid a fight.

I know we all joke and say that he wouldn't do shit but I really think he might be like the Jew guy in Dazed and Confused. Throw a punch and think the fight will get broken up or something and then get his ass kicked. He also seems like the kind of person who would start a fight, get his ass kicked, and then file a police report on the ass kicker. Also, he's very fat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He probably did at some point. But that's like me saying I trained Wing Chun, BJJ and MMA when I practices each for at most a few years over the course of 20. It would be a ridiculous brag for me to do so since I probably couldn't hit an arm bar on a bet.

Nah, I hear you but he didn’t even do that. He’s all mouth but nobody ever seriously picked him apart until we came along. That’s why he doesn’t even try to say that shit anymore.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Known obese moron Patrick S. Tomlinson has claimed to have studied a number of martial art styles.

You might be thinking that this is one of those basketball needle dental floss things where he's trying and failing to be funny, and you may be right. However, he's also claimed to have been a self defense instructor during some unspecified fat period of time.

When was he an instructor?
-Who did he instruct?
-What qualifications does he possess that entitle him to teach? Where did they come from?

He showed Niki how to play Tekken. That's his definition of being a self defense instructor.

 

[guest]

I really think he might be like the Jew guy in Dazed and Confused. Throw a punch and think the fight will get broken up or something and then get his ass kicked.

That scene loses a bit of realism when you find out the actor playing the ass kicker is also a Jew. Would've been better if Affleck's character had gone home, cleaned up and come to the party to let off some steam by breaking some Christ Killer beak.