Marathon times? Do you have a marathon time to compare mine with, child? Excuse me, do you have a marathon time?

[guest]

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He came 1218th out of 1606 other men. That means if anyone were to compare half marathon times with him, he'd have a 75% chance of being upstaged.

Fucking idiot.

Hey Pat, my training plan begins January 2nd. What happens when I beat your time, FAGGOT?

02:17:52. Since the average time for men is 1:55:26, I'm hopeful I can shit all over that pathetic attempt.

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[guest]

I have a paycheck that I can compare

 

[Sputnik]

“Double taxes” is something a child who doesn’t pay taxes would comeback with.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Trying to act like an alpha male by pulling the half-marathon card is so bizarre and pathetic, it's perfect for Pat.

Oh you think you're a tough guy? What's your band-assisted Smith machine bench press PR, sweetie?

 

[guest]

I just did a pre-plan half marathon run. 2 miles. That was fucking brutal. At least my miles per minute fall within the beginners' time frame.

YOU'RE GOING DOWNNNNN, FATRICK.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I just did a pre-plan half marathon run. 2 miles. That was fucking brutal. At least my miles per minute fall within the beginners' time frame.

YOU'RE GOING DOWNNNNN, FATRICK.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I just did a pre-plan half marathon run. 2 miles. That was fucking brutal. At least my miles per minute fall within the beginners' time frame.

YOU'RE GOING DOWNNNNN, FATRICK.

Good job, consistency is the most important thing right now. You’re gonna kill it!!

 

[HotDogJoe]

Most of those are from a year before we discovered him.

It's hilarious that he never considered an organized group of autists could go after him when he was trying to act like Mr big bad troll hunter to his followers.

Awww, sweetie. How'd that work out? Hope you enjoyed your Christmas obsessively tweeting about us, sugar nips.

 

[guest]

I just did a pre-plan half marathon run. 2 miles. That was fucking brutal. At least my miles per minute fall within the beginners' time frame.

YOU'RE GOING DOWNNNNN, FATRICK.

Drink lots of water.

this stuff is good too after the longer runs

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it works good for hangovers too, for the rest of you

 

[Stent]

I wanted to do a marathon but some brotosaurus made a joke about me and there wasn't a heroic fat man to humiliate him for me.

 

[Jenna]

“Double taxes” is something a child who doesn’t pay taxes would comeback with.

Patrick bragging he pays double taxes is pulverizing my ribs. Piggy comes up with the most ridiculous lies, it's like something the token dumb character on the sitcom would say.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Double taxes? How do you Pay double taxes on zero income?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Patrick bragging he pays double taxes is pulverizing my ribs. Piggy comes up with the most ridiculous lies, it's like something the token dumb character on the sitcom would say.

He's talking about federal and state tax.

He doesn't know the difference, hence jurisdiction issues with the lolsuit

 

[Harry Powell]

This has inspired me. I’ve been needing motivation to train for a marathon (no half measures, Patrick) and I can’t believe it was right in front of my face. Just beat Pat’s time.

 

[Harry Powell]

Trying to act like an alpha male by pulling the half-marathon card is so bizarre and pathetic, it's perfect for Pat.

Oh you think you're a tough guy? What's your band-assisted Smith machine bench press PR, sweetie?

It’s truly insane. I would never brag about that. All it would take is someone to call him a faggot and say get back to me when you have a real marathon time to compare.

it just shows his entire persona existed only because he could block people and never met any real pushback.

 

[guest]

Patrick bragging he pays double taxes is pulverizing my ribs. Piggy comes up with the most ridiculous lies, it's like something the token dumb character on the sitcom would say.

May be technically true, paying double FICA tax on his $2500 income.

 

[guest]

I pay more tax but then I get it back later. Is that what he's referring to?

 

[guest]

I pay more tax but then I get it back later. Is that what he's referring to?

No. When you have a regular job you and your employer each pay half of the social security tax. So when you’re self employed you pay the whole thing yourself.

Also when you own a company the company pays income tax and then when you withdraw money from the company you pay tax on it again so that could also be double tax.

But when you sell a couple dozen books a year it really doesn’t matter.