Many saints SUCKED

[CumiaPoodle]

I was optimistic but god damn. I don’t know how they thought that was worthy of filming.


Gay fucking shit

 

[guest]

What was wrong with it, atalker? Feel free to spoil it, wasn’t going to bother watching it.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Hey everyone! post your favorite scenes from the movie!!

 

[potatopeeler63]

Make this a spoiler thread, fuck em
Did you HAHAHA HOLEEE SHIT when joey diaz was part of the italian mob?
Was he smokin a numba?

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Hey everyone! post your favorite scenes from the movie!!

So they’re saying… Charmaine Bucco is a coal-burner? That’s who that is, yeah?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So they’re saying… Charmaine Bucco is a coal-burner? That’s who that is, yeah?

She fucked Tony so I thought that was apparent?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Im about halfway through and it’s full of woke bullshit. You can tell they wanted to make the entire story about the nigger numbers runner with peripheral Sopranos characters sprinkled in to get asses in seats.

The broad from The Departed plays a decent Livia Soprano. The guy playing Junior from House of Cards isn’t bad. The guy playing Paulie is one of the worst acting jobs I have ever seen in my life. And I have no idea why they keep wheeling out Ray Liotta to play in gangster movies.

 

[guest]

And I have no idea why they keep wheeling out Ray Liotta to play in gangster movies.

Dude's had so much plastic surgery or botox or whatever that he looks like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz. Sad!

 

[SensibleKeks]

Some kind soul uploaded it to youtube if you're interested in watching it. Starts a bit after 26:00 minutes. Better hurry before it gets nuked!!

 

[potatopeeler63]

im tappin out, i hate kikes
christ killers

 

[Snake]

I’ll be home within an hour and I’m going to subject myself to this woke bullshit.

 

[Ladynyahh]

There better be a Vito Spatafore reference in there somewhere or I'm gonna be seriously disappointed

 

[wbgreen]

I won't be able to pirate it for a few more days, but of course it was never going to be good.

1: Chase is 72. Look at how bad all the recent Eastwood movies are. An old man doesn't have the patience to put care and effort into something when he could croak halfway through production.

2: The trailer had none of the humor the show had. Without the jokes it could only be a poor Scorsese knock off.

3: The show was a satire of turn of the Millennium suburbia and consumerism, which barely existed in the 60s-70s.

4: The continuity errors we saw in the trailer and production photos were minor but showed there wasn't the attention to detail and continuity the show had.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

What was wrong with it, atalker? Feel free to spoil it, wasn’t going to bother watching it.

Coal burning. The worst pacing I’ve seen in a while. No flow, whoever story boarded this out did a terrible fucking job. Odd shit in odd places. Missed or completely car crashed humor beats. Coal burning.

 

[guest]

I’ll be home within an hour and I’m going to subject myself to this woke bullshit.

If you go into it wanting/expecting to hate it, you will. I thought it was OK because I went into treating it sort of like a standalone thing. Put it this way, it was better than the Deadwood movie. Some embarrassing cringe though.

 

[EraGodless]

Ray Liotta looks like cross between Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger. Oof, was he tough to look at.

 

[SensibleKeks]

This movie is just "Remember When - a Sopranos movie". If Reddit wrote a Sopranos movie this would be the result. Full of references, nods and catchphrases. All the actors are just doing shitty impersonations of their TV show counterparts, except for Jon Bernthal who only knows how to act angry. Silvo's actor was embarrassingly bad. Image Jim Norton doing Chip, then impersonating Silvo.

I thought the point of Dickie Molisanti's character was that he was a junkie alcoholic. I dont even remember it being brought up at all in the movie. He's just has rage/anger issues.

The ending is so bafflingly bad. Spoilers: During Dickie's funeral, Tony pinky swears with the suddenly re-animated corpse that he'll get revenge on whoever killed Dickie. As they lock pinky's the Sopranos' show theme starts playing. It sounds like I'm making this up. But this is all true. This scene was actually written and filmed.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I got as far as the cops shooting the schwoogies in the street and gave up from boredom.

EDIT: I pushed through the rest. Wish I hadn't.

 

[EraGodless]

This movie is just "Remember When - a Sopranos movie". If Reddit wrote a Sopranos movie this would be the result. Full of references, nods and catchphrases. All the actors are just doing shitty impersonations of their TV show counterparts, except for Jon Bernthal who only knows how to act angry. Silvo's actor was embarrassingly bad. Image Jim Norton doing Chip, then impersonating Silvo.

I thought the point of Dickie Molisanti's character was that he was a junkie alcoholic. I dont even remember it being brought up at all in the movie. He's just has rage/anger issues.

The ending is so bafflingly bad. Spoilers: During Dickie's funeral, Tony pinky swears with the suddenly re-animated corpse that he'll get revenge on whoever killed Dickie. As they lock pinky's the Sopranos' show theme starts playing. It sounds like I'm making this up. But this is all true. This scene was actually written and filmed.

That's the point- Dickie wasn't a junky. It was all bullshit. Just like this thing of ours.

 

[guest]

Coal burning. The worst pacing I’ve seen in a while. No flow, whoever story boarded this out did a terrible fucking job. Odd shit in odd places. Missed or completely car crashed humor beats. Coal burning.

Succinct. What happened to Dickie?