Manatee blames dog for eating pie

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[sShenaniganz]

Is that the dog she stole?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

These people are retarded. You leave a pumpkin pie on the table, when you have an untrained lap dog. What did you think the dog was going to do? Dogs are clearly more intelligent than manatees.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is that the dog she stole?

yep

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah it was totally the dog. Dog’s always leave the crust intact. It definitely wasn’t the fat, ugly cunt who couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

 

[guest]

She 100% did a Lardass in Stand By Me on that pie and then blamed the pooch.

 

[guest]

Yeah it was totally the dog. Dog’s always leave the crust intact. It definitely wasn’t the fat, ugly cunt who couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.

The dog also remembered to wipe his mouth with a napkin afterwards. She obviously didn't, why would she? The picture wouldn't be funnier if the dog had pie filling all over his mouth and nose or anything.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

These people are retarded. You leave a pumpkin pie on the table, when you have an untrained lap dog. What did you think the dog was going to do? Dogs are clearly more intelligent than manatees.

Heres the thing there is spices in one of those will fuck a dogs stomach up and will get explosive shits, I had a rabbit that would eat 1/4 of a cookie with cinnamon in it and would have runny shits for over a day

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Heres the thing there is spices in one of those will fuck a dogs stomach up and will get explosive shits, I had a rabbit that would eat 1/4 of a cookie with cinnamon in it and would have runny shits for over a day

This is an excellent point, but something tells me she didn’t put spices in it. Something about Japanese heritage. Even if that dog does shit all over, her carpet won’t look any different. Carpeted house in Florida. Fat dumb ugly cunt.

 

[guest]

Heres the thing there is spices in one of those will fuck a dogs stomach up and will get explosive shits, I had a rabbit that would eat 1/4 of a cookie with cinnamon in it and would have runny shits for over a day

Yeah, nutmeg is toxic for dogs

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Poor pup needs to be rescued before “crawling under there for warmth.”

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That pie looked like absolute shit.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Heres the thing there is spices in one of those will fuck a dogs stomach up and will get explosive shits, I had a rabbit that would eat 1/4 of a cookie with cinnamon in it and would have runny shits for over a day

That sounds like a pretty cool rabbit

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Who cooks a pie and sets on the dinner table for the next day? Just leave it on kitchen counter. She is still going to eat whats left. Probably ate it last night.

 

[Cuphead]

"M did you see where I put the pie?"

 

[Meownaw]

I hope whoever owns that dog comes back for it and she is kicking and screaming with her tierra on as tears run down her chins like a rube goldberg machine.

 

[Mikekeke]

She's reduced to eating salad.

 

[Brooke Shields]

if she's anything like my crazy fat neighbor lady with 2 yapper dogs.

She screamed as loud as she could calling them fuckers and fuck you for upwards of 5 minutes while trying to kick them

 

[Mikekeke]

"Mr. Pot Roast... you've been feasting without me again, haven't you?"