Man who abandoned his child makes joke about spending time with someone else's kids

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Meownaw]

That makes zero sense.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He’s a tryhard retard

 

[Jenna]

That makes zero sense.

Many millennial dudes grew up playing Mario Kart across a variety of Nintendo consoles. Many millennial dudes also get invited to family reunions, where their nephews and such are playing Mario Kart for the Switch. The kids confidently believe they have the advantage in Mario Kart, but lo and behold the millennial dude can kick their ass because he's been playing it for 20+ years.

Of course, Patrick doesn't play video games nor does he get invited to family reunions. But he pretends to relate to whoever he stole this from.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

When your dad abandons you and decides to tweet instead of spending christmas with you.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Many millennial dudes grew up playing Mario Kart across a variety of Nintendo consoles. Many millennial dudes also get invited to family reunions, where their nephews and such are playing Mario Kart for the Switch. The kids confidently believe they have the advantage in Mario Kart, but lo and behold the millennial dude can kick their ass because he's been playing it for 20+ years.

Of course, Patrick doesn't play video games nor does he get invited to family reunions. But he pretends to relate to whoever he stole this from.

I didn't even pick up on that, I knew the meme and assumed it was implying that kids playing video games in the other room are annoying and that's why he went with Vader butchering kids, but what you said makes sense and is even more pathetic, it means he's joking about spending time during the holidays with kids that are not his daughter.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Many millennial dudes grew up playing Mario Kart across a variety of Nintendo consoles. Many millennial dudes also get invited to family reunions, where their nephews and such are playing Mario Kart for the Switch. The kids confidently believe they have the advantage in Mario Kart, but lo and behold the millennial dude can kick their ass because he's been playing it for 20+ years.

Of course, Patrick doesn't play video games nor does he get invited to family reunions. But he pretends to relate to whoever he stole this from.

100%. Being a gamer is yet another thing Mama Raven's plump little boy cosplays as.

I've legitimately never seen him talk about a game that wasn't a star wars one. Elden Ring comes out in a couple of months - it's a crossover between George RR Martin and the makers of Dark Souls, so if he was actually into games it'd be right up his fat alley but of course he isn't even aware of it because he's a great big faking fatso.

Fake nerd, fake gamer, fake tough guy, fake Brit. Is there anything genuine about this guy other than his fatness?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If Rick sat down to play, the kid would think “Who’s this retard?” and give him a look and leave.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Being a gamer is yet another thing Mama Raven's plump little boy cosplays as.

I have noticed that, I remembered him tweeting about how excited he is about the Mass Effect show in the works (the first Mass Effect is actually great sci-fi) and thinking "he never tweets about Mass Effect, even in the last year when the trilogy was remastered and re-released, but he's gonna pretend like he's a huge fan of the franchise out of a blue when it becomes a tentpole capeshit cgi TV show".

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat would get spanked by any kid on mariokart. Why is he trying to act like that game is his jam?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat would get spanked by any kid on mariokart. Why is he trying to act like that game is his jam?

Tell me you don't know mariokart without telling me you don't know mariokart. Mariokart slaps. LET'S GOOOOOO!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can see Pat trying online gaming once only to be called a faggot by some 12 year and got so upset he never played again. I’d pay to watch Pat get into arguments with kids calling him all kinds of shit on call of duty.

 

[guest]

Any normal man would hear the kids playing a video game in the next room and would either think "glad they're having fun" or "can't those brats keep it down" or nothing at all. Faggot man child Fat (abandoned daughter) wants to excuse himself from adult company and go and play with them. Hypothetically, of course, because he tweeted that from a bar or his shitty, musky living room. No one invites him over anytime.

 

[Meownaw]

I didn't even pick up on that, I knew the meme and assumed it was implying that kids playing video games in the other room are annoying and that's why he went with Vader butchering kids, but what you said makes sense and is even more pathetic, it means he's joking about spending time during the holidays with kids that are not his daughter

That's what I thought it was too.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

I played Mario Kart with my friends on the N64 when I was in around 4th to 6th grade. I'm ten years younger than pat. If he can actually relate to this incredibly unfunny meme then his life is truly pathetic because he would have been about 20 years old at the time.

Not a shock but I'm just stating facts.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Aw crap that fat guys coming over here. Quick, turn it off before he makes us play with him

 

[captainjapan]

 

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[EraGodless]

That makes zero sense.

I think he's trying to say he would be able to kill little kids at Mario Kart.