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Male pre school teachers should be illegal

Suetonius

LAUGH.
The Amish do pretty well with 50/50 gender teachers. They retire when they get married
Have you met female teachers? they are dumb as shit and teach the kids whatever stupid trend they're mindlessly following. Need more men in there.
Yeah but if the female teacher molests my kid he just grows up to be an alcoholic gay racist faggot. Meanwhile if a male teacher molests my kid he just turns gay.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
Nowadays women teachers are fucking the students more than men. And you definitely didn’t tell him that. Saying it in your head doesn’t count.
I absolutely said it just in a nice, non aggressive way. He said “but he’s gay so he’s good with kids.” Then I was like oh okay got it. No need to press the issue when that’s the mentality
 

Turry

Gimme house gimme wife kill my enemy kill my enemy
Little boys need to be raised and guided by men. Unfortunately they only let the most effeminate queers be male teachers so it would require a total realignment of the education system to make it viable. When I was in school there were still a few hard ass old dudes around but I imagine they were probably the last generation.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
Little boys need to be raised and guided by men. Unfortunately they only let the most effeminate queers be male teachers so it would require a total realignment of the education system to make it viable. When I was in school there were still a few hard ass old dudes around but I imagine they were probably the last generation.
:turk1:
Oh wait, he was just hard.
 
When I was 8 or 9 we could hear the one male teacher in the school from the other end of the school shouting at kids. He was old enough to have been able to hit kids in previous years. It was scary shit as a kid. As a adult it's pretty hard to not think it was pathetic for a 60+ year old man to be shouting at ten year olds.

The only other male teacher was the PE guy who all the girls had a crush on which is equally fucking weird situation to want.
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
When I was 8 or 9 we could hear the one male teacher in the school from the other end of the school shouting at kids. He was old enough to have been able to hit kids in previous years. It was scary shit as a kid. As a adult it's pretty hard to not think it was pathetic for a 60+ year old man to be shouting at ten year olds.

The only other male teacher was the PE guy who all the girls had a crush on which is equally fucking weird situation to want.
I once had a teacher who used to be in the military and he was always screaming at us. We were the first class he ever taught, apparently he became super chill after our class.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
I once had a teacher who used to be in the military and he was always screaming at us. We were the first class he ever taught, apparently he became super chill after our class.
The most chilled out, beloved teacher at my school was friends with my uncle and he told me why he was so calm all the time. Early in his teaching career, back when teachers would throw chairs against the wall and flip out like drill sergeants to keep kids in line, some kid was giving him shit so he threw the blackboard eraser meaning for it to come close enough to scare him but not hit him and it beaned the kid. He felt so terrible about it he just became like monk-like.
 
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