Mah boi is gone.

[ミスタースパーコル]

Gone to Koridai.
Gannon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.

 

[Sue2]

No, I'm not gonna kill you. And especially not kill your children. I'm going to slap you. And you're gonna take it. I'm not even trying to sound like a tough guy, but you have no idea what you signed up for. I'm on the phone with my friends from Hyrule at the moment just laughing at how stupid you have to be to give your address to someone on the internet. If you knew anything about me before fucking with me, you'd realize how stupid you are.lol.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Sorry Link, I can't give babies! Come back when you're a little - mmm - richer!