Maggie Shelley, everyone.

[RobertMewler]

This fat housewife has her finger on the pulse of the horror genre apparently.

 

[Meownaw]

What does she know about horror besides scaring the Japanese.

 

[Will Tate]

Da futuwe of howwow.
Fuckin marble-mouthed livestock.

 

[captain_kamala]

she needs an updated pic with the mom haircut

M. M. Schill

3fbd0edd-fc79-42d7-ad70-5246aac83ef8

www.libertycon.org

 

[Phish]

Wtf is a sumi-o. I swear at first i thought it said “Sumo” and i was ready to congratulate MM Krill for finding a sense of humor. But of course shes just insufferably boring and gay.

 

[guest]

Wtf is sumi-e?

 

[captain_kamala]

Wtf is sumi-e?

silly little ink smudge drawings

 

[Jenna]

So it's Christine but instead of a car it's a possessed shopping cart

 

[Phish]

she needs an updated pic with the mom haircut

M. M. Schill

3fbd0edd-fc79-42d7-ad70-5246aac83ef8

www.libertycon.org

So whos from Tennessee? Do we have an agent in attendance?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

 

[RobertMewler]

Wtf is a sumi-o. I swear at first i thought it said “Sumo” and i was ready to congratulate MM Krill for finding a sense of humor. But of course shes just insufferably boring and gay.

This is some of her latest sumi-e work:

She's been at it for years and hasn't developed one bit. One of the hallmarks of a successful sumi-e painting is to create an image with as few strokes as possible. She just globs on ink like she's slathering marshmallow fluff on bread.

And, of course, she's got her hand out for some sheckles:

 

[Brooke Shields]

Future of horror:

 

[Meownaw]

This is some of her latest sumi-e work:

She's been at it for years and hasn't developed one bit. One of the hallmarks of a successful sumi-e painting is to create an image with as few strokes as possible. She just globs on ink like she's slathering marshmallow fluff on bread.

And, of course, she's got her hand out for some sheckles:

Advocacy for what???? These Twitter faggots are insufferable.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

This is some of her latest sumi-e work:

She's been at it for years and hasn't developed one bit. One of the hallmarks of a successful sumi-e painting is to create an image with as few strokes as possible. She just globs on ink like she's slathering marshmallow fluff on bread.

I have to take her side on this one. She painted every single one of those while suffering either zero or at most one stroke.

So restrained and masterful.

 

[Meownaw]

Compare those disasters to stuff on Google images.

 

[guest]

So whos from Tennessee? Do we have an agent in attendance?

I can potentially make the Friday night art show but the rest is probably out of the question

 

[Phish]

I can potentially make the Friday night art show but the rest is probably out of the question

 

[guest]

Fuck it says sold out on the site? I'll try to give them a ring and see if there's a way for me to get in there that night anyways.

 

[Raymond]

The Future of Horror

 

[FurBurger]

I'll also be talking the future of horror...

Why talk, when you can just lift your shirt?