Maggie is planning on having kids!

[captain_kamala]

 

[captain_kamala]

how many cans of formula can you buy with a shitty japanese watercolor?

 

[guest]

DO NOT BREED WITH THIS LAND WHALE, MR. SCHILL.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

How old is she? Like 38? And she's fat. And probably drinks excessively. Wha summa dem other not mother material things we got?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Can only imagine how more miserable she would be if she was pregnant, she wouldn't do that though she would adopt not to ruin her girlish figure

 

[guest]

She's the type of mother to turn her kids into trannies who commit suicide/shoot up their school

 

[Mike Glyer]

She is connected to the SFWA. I think the last sentence implies something even more nefarious than her breeding.

 

[guest]

It's a Catch 22. On the one hand, pumping out a couple of kids is the only reason she was put on this earth for. On the other, she should have done it 10-15 years ago and she'll be an awful mother, now and then. Probably the best solution is she doesn't procreate and just disappears.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

She's probably talking about getting a couple of new cats. People as broken as Maggie refer to their pets as their kids.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Anything that gives her a reason not to get a real job. Now she is going to make her husband buy a new home and foot the bill for a stay at home mom and one or more children. If she hates grocery carts she is really going to hate being a parent.

 

[Brooke Shields]

DO NOT BREED WITH THIS LAND WHALE, MR. SCHILL.

is your avatar now Gruden saying faggot, just how I say faggot?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I almost want to see her and Fatty elope and have kids - maybe the combination of two lazy narcissists, a micropenis and a polycystic womb only capable of blowing out a tard and terrible parenting skills might ironically lead to a strong, capable human being

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

If she did I bet the zoo would pay a good price for it

 

[Stent]

She's going to adopt a couple of Chinese kids just so she can act all shitty when people don't realize immediately that she's a different kind of chink.

 

[guest]

is your avatar now Gruden saying faggot, just how I say faggot?

I WANT TO BELIEVE.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I just assumed she was always pregnant

With what, octupulets?

 

[Cuphead]

Poor kid

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The only positive contribution she has made to the world is that she hasn't procreated.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

She's going to fuck them and then pass them around to the sfwa mutants isn't she? Don't get any fucking ideas Paul....

 

[guest]

I almost want to see her and Fatty elope and have kids - maybe the combination of two lazy narcissists, a micropenis and a polycystic womb only capable of blowing out a tard and terrible parenting skills might ironically lead to a strong, capable human being

He was slow. Strong as a fucking bull. And handsome. Like George Raft.