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Machine Gun Kelly is one of the most embarrassing faggots to ever live

Sue2

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He pulled Megan Fox because he she told him he smelled like weed and he said “I am weed”. She said this enchanted her. Then she told another story where he had a shotgun in his mouth and was threatening suicide over the phone. Also he makes the shittiest emo music ever after being an Ohioan nigger for his entire life.

I never got the Megan Fox love to be honest witcha. Just a bitch who looks like she was made in a factory.
 

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I never got the Megan Fox love to be honest witcha. Just a bitch who looks like she was made in a factory.
Neither did I. I tried to warn the people but they didn't believe because I'm a gay faggot who doesn't really like any woman so right or wrong nothing I say matters.
I guess this is our cross to bear as autistic homos.
 

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My first stripper girlfiriend, in the 1990s, was a wannabe Pamela Anderson.
Similar to nearly every stripper working in SoCal in the 1990s, she wanted to be come a movie star, or a clothing designer, or some highly paid do-nothing job where you're just paid to be hot.

She used to take classes from Megan Fox's husband. He just seemed like a low IQ nice guy. Like the kind of dude who'd help you change a tire on the freeway, and then you're like "whoah aren't you on TV?"

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He pulled Megan Fox because he she told him he smelled like weed and he said “I am weed”. She said this enchanted her. Then she told another story where he had a shotgun in his mouth and was threatening suicide over the phone. Also he makes the shittiest emo music ever after being an Ohioan nigger for his entire life.

I never got the Megan Fox love to be honest witcha. Just a bitch who looks like she was made in a factory.
She was hot af back in the Transformers 1 days. Maybe you are gay. She was that kind of hot that women and gays don't like.

E.g. Sydney Sweeney is a big-titted fuck doll, but she has the right level of goofiness so that women and gay dudes like her too. So she'll be a star.

Megan Fox was just hot and super fuckable. She looks like a bitch, probably is one, and is clearly mental. If she'd just gone into porn, she would've been Jenna Jameson level famous. No one except a guy who wants to fuck her would waste any time on her.
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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Exactly. Bitch literally looks like she came off a rack at the “hot girl store”. Whats the fun in that? The women who are hot to me look a little weird.

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This woman is objectively hotter because even though she has obvious flaws it underlines that shes an actual human and not a robot.
I get what you're saying as you're objectively correct, but Megan Fox is such a babe. ANY other comparison and you'd be correct. He kinda pulled out a bullshit trump card.
 

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I get what you're saying as you're objectively correct, but Megan Fox is such a babe. ANY other comparison and you'd be correct. He kinda pulled out a bullshit trump card.
I think my problem is is that she’s the stock “hot girl” of the 2000’s, like how Pamala Anderson was for the 80’s…90’s…idk, I wasn’t alive then. They’re also the perfect women for gay guys to say are hot to stay in the closet.
 
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