LYING Joseph Cumia makes an AI promo

[RoSmokedCrack]

From the dolts Facebook:



"He even headlined on the Sky Princess cruise ship for 4 months" HEADLINED!

"He's also a proud United States Army veteran" (No mention of it being for 9 months and being court ordered)

Valor-stealing, dishonest Cumia scum.

 

[Mass.gov]

Narrator is not AI, its @TorpidSloth, who did it for free (secret Moo fan)

 

[Confused White Kid]

Narrator is not AI, its @TorpidSloth, who did it for free (secret Moo fan)

 

[NoBacon]

When I’m his age, if I don’t have my financial situation secured that I can live at least humbly without earning another dollar, I’d seriously consider just killing myself.

He’s making David Attenborough commercials to sell his fruit stall busking. Harrowing. You can sense the desperation, this isn’t a hobby for homo Joe, it’s a life raft.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Narrator is not AI, its @TorpidSloth, who did it for free (secret Moo fan)

I would unironically do that for Joe for free

 

[CuntFucker .]

From Clapton to Taylor to C++, Solo Joe does it all.

 

[Humanatee]

From Sinatra to Nirvana.

I can only imagine how bad Joe sounds trying to imitate either of them. He sounds bad enough singing songs from artists with a very basic voice like Hendrix but at least then he's the same race so it sounds somewhat alike.

I can't imagine having to reduce yourself to being a travelling jukebox like this at Joe's age to earn a few scraps.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Old JoeyH, a born bullshitter.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

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From Clapton to Taylor to C++, Solo Joe does it all.

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

HAHA HOLEE SHIT

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

ANYONE CAN DO IT

 

[JebJoh]

When I’m his age, if I don’t have my financial situation secured that I can live at least humbly without earning another dollar, I’d seriously consider just killing myself.

He’s making David Attenborough commercials to sell his fruit stall busking. Harrowing. You can sense the desperation, this isn’t a hobby for homo Joe, it’s a life raft.

Not that I give Joe much thought, but imagine him having a stroke next week. Would he use his condition to grift? Get out on the road in a wheelchair and drool the hits out the side of his mouth or just live in a state hospital till he dies? Think he could find a nurse willing to tweet his brilliance for him?

 

[UnPRePared]

I would unironically do that for Joe for free

As would I, with my God awful impression of Don LaFontaine, and an even worse American accent!

 

[Sue Lightning]

Knowing 13,000 songs is not a good thing. That just means you play 13,000 songs very poorly and haven’t mastered any of them.

 

[JebJoh]

Knowing 13,000 songs is not a good thing. That just means you play 13,000 songs very poorly and haven’t mastered any of them.

It also means that any song you could write yourself doesn’t even make the top 1300 on your own list.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How does him being a veteran (lol) even factor into this in any way at all?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

How does him being a veteran (lol) even factor into this in any way at all?

Joe Stolen Valor Cumia at it again

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

He is all about stealing other people's music and image, so why not voices too. Typical Cumia behavior.

The Edge

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Neal Schon

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Tom Morello

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Ron Perlman

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Jimi Hendrix

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OOOOOOOOOH F/N AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

And now

David Attenborough

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[Lunkhead]

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From Clapton to Taylor to C++, Solo Joe does it all.

Limey Twunts got you down? Call Solo Joe's Computer Repair and ask for the CTRL+ALT+DELETE Special.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Limey Twunts got you down? Call Solo Joe's Computer Repair and ask for the CTRL+ALT+DELETE Special.

Results may vary, hopefully the pop up doesn't return after CTRL ALT DELETE !