Lying has always been Rick's worst and most easily observed quality

[VoodooChild]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Those are merely two of Papa Clown's twelve or so full-time careers, stlaker.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Literally doing the 'My dad works at Nintendo' thing at 42 years of age. Fucking crazy cunt.

 

[VoodooChild]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Torque Wheeler is Gay even for a parody. Also Piggy’s parents would’ve been killed by Mexicans in Riverside, so he wouldn’t have even existed.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat trying culturally appropriate the lowrider culture because it adds diversity. Like his mom was hanging around zoot suited cholos.

Mama Cuervo

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Pat trying culturally appropriate the lowrider culture because it adds diversity. Like his mom was hanging around zoot suited cholos.

Mama Cuervo

 

[stealthygeek]

So cringey and gay that both his "real" bio and his pseudonym's bio follow the exact same formula. "Son of a father who did X and a mother who did Y." What a unique back story for a very special boy! Such a contrived piggy. A fat piggy too.

Rick hates himself more than anyone here does, his delusions have just intensified to the point he doesn't realize it. But he will.

 

[guest]

The monumental effort this guy puts into not having a real job is astounding.

 

[VoodooChild]

 

[Raymond]

Seems like we are allowed to call him Torque Wheeler. He responds without protest to that.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"Atlas Tomlinson" is brilliant

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Pork Wheezer

 

[Hudson]

"Gonna say your dad was Batman?" got my ribs hurtin'.

I love how he counters proven facts of his lies with "You're stupid". He's really putting those 1.7 GPA debate skills to work.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's hard not to be taken aback by his level of mental illness, even after being exposed to it for all these years.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

So he’s officially admitted to being Torque Wheeler. This only gets worse from here on out Torqy.

 

[guest]

Torque Wheeler...

What an asshole.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Well, we know it's not Torque Runner. Or Walker.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I bet it’s because Niki fucked up making the website and switched their occupations or worded it wrong. Pat can’t even keep up with his lies so of course Niki can’t either.

 

[fricklefrackle]

So he’s officially admitted to being Torque Wheeler. This only gets worse from here on out Torqy.

It's gonna be a good summer.