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Luckily for SFWA they aren’t planning any events in Yemen. I wonder why?

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UncleAnthonyCumia said:
Because this is what they do to child molestors. Kudos to Yemen for being so based when it comes to Kiddy Fiddlers. This is what should’ve happened to Ed Kramer.

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This is more like it. Hopefully crucified before too. And in Saudi barely any women drive so that's a bonus... Plus some of them are fine...
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Just like this thiccy, labia from Arabia or what!
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And recently they were looking to hire executioners. For the sword ya know? State job, good wage, days on the beach, cool down with watermelons you've been practicing chopping up and then get to cut off rapists and nonce's heads... Then come home to dinner and yummy brown fanny...
Not a screeching fat danger hair or 'non binary' unemployed cunt in sight! 😂
 
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Pringle Can Lothario said:
My nigga.
www.usatoday.com

California inmate writes letter to newspaper, says he killed 2 molesters in prison

Jonathan Watson said he clubbed both men in the head at the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility and State Prison in Corcoran, California.
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Didn't someone on here yesterday say they kick in a couple of bucks to that guy's commissary every month?

Also, The Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) married his favourite wife Alisha (PBUH) when she was six years old. There's some debate as to when he first had sex with her - she said six, but she was woman, and as such her word (obviously) doesn't count. Most contemporary scholars say it was at age nine, though. Here's a lovely quote from the Wikipedia about their relationship:
Various traditions reveal the mutual affection between Muhammad and Aisha. He would often just sit and watch her and her friends play with dolls, and on occasion, he would even join them.
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Either way, the Muzzies seem pretty OK with worshipping a kid fucker, so I can't imagine they'd kill anyone for following suit. My guess is those two were executed for the murder, not the rape.

EDIT: Please don't behead me for discussing The Prophet's sex life. Ta.
 
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Didn't someone on here yesterday say they kick in a couple of bucks to that guy's commissary every month?

Also, The Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) married his favourite wife Alisha (PBUH) when she was six years old. There's some debate as to when he first had sex with her - she said six, but she was woman, and as such her word (obviously) doesn't count. Most contemporary scholars say it was at age nine, though. Here's a lovely quote from the Wikipedia about their relationship:


Either way, the Muzzies seem pretty OK with worshipping a kid fucker, so I can't imagine they'd kill anyone for following suit. My guess is those two were executed for the murder, not the rape.

EDIT: Please don't behead me for discussing The Prophet's sex life. Ta.
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Yeah. Me and a few fellow degenerates.
 
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FurBurger said:
Didn't someone on here yesterday say they kick in a couple of bucks to that guy's commissary every month?

Also, The Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) married his favourite wife Alisha (PBUH) when she was six years old. There's some debate as to when he first had sex with her - she said six, but she was woman, and as such her word (obviously) doesn't count. Most contemporary scholars say it was at age nine, though. Here's a lovely quote from the Wikipedia about their relationship:


Either way, the Muzzies seem pretty OK with worshipping a kid fucker, so I can't imagine they'd kill anyone for following suit. My guess is those two were executed for the murder, not the rape.

EDIT: Please don't behead me for discussing The Prophet's sex life. Ta.
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Well you know, people with power get to do whatever they want over there, it’s the regular population that’s actually held to the rules. I’m sure MbS has had his share of debauchery that some guy just named Muhammad herding sheep somewhere in the desert over there would be punished for having the same experiences.
 
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MissyMusclesFan said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the prison guards knew exactly what was about to go down.
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They do. I watched a nonce get two kettles of scalding, boiling hot sugar, water, jam and honey (because the syrup allows you boil and boil over 100c)... Now the way it was set up the part of the protection landing the jockeys and nonce were onz the are meant to come down to. The hatch of that landing when all other prisoners are back in their cells with their trays of dinner.

I worked in laundry and we came back just after 12 when lunch served and there's a little shop in the 'circle' so the screw, absolutely sound bloke, who was on the laundry went to shop and rather than we waiting once a week for shop orders he let us get them any time we passed...so I'm there waiting and I'm 20 ft away from bars of protection landing...

This nonce who had been fiddling with his girlfriends 5-6 Yr old was new enough in, about 23-24, and last to be served. So this girls brother got locked up, went to protection and after a few weeks... Well this was definitely let happen...

He runs out, nonce is holding tray, he fires the first kettle of sugar napalm into his face... No noise...steam and a sizzle... Nonce is silent... Drops the tray, about 1-2 seconds... Splash. The next one.. All over his hair and head and back of neck this time... He screams... Usually the screws are over the shop desk like Staraky and Hutch, but no. They don't. Only when yer man started smashing the kettles into the caramelised nonce's head did they run.

So yer man gets put to 'the block' punishment basically. But he's given a remote for his TV, a decent fresh bed kit and new pillow, looked after with dust (tobacco) and sweets etc... No charges funny enough lol, and out in 2 weeks.

So the laundry was outside main building and we'd have to take the big dumpsters full of the bedding and all to be washed and one morning I see the cunt coming back in.

He was ruined. They'd steeped teabags and urine so it stains. He has patches of burnt hair cut away, huge blotches on his face and neck, peeling roaring red swollen hands, patches of shiny scarred skin all around his mouth and nose...

He was kept in isolation for a few months and apparently was in a lot of pain. His food was constantly seasoned, as is the nonces usually, he'd always have the light put on all night, the TV would be put to shit channel and left on...loud...lads used to pour piss under his door....

Then he got like 3yr, sent to a safe nonce haven prison just for nonces and out in 18 months. It's a fucking crime to sentence them so fucking little.
When they get to Arbor Hill it's all easy for them and they are with their own kind but fuck I would love to chain the doors and burn it... Still in the remand jail they regularly get fucked with and the screws do fuck all to help them. I mean they are parents too ya know?
 
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FurBurger said:
Didn't someone on here yesterday say they kick in a couple of bucks to that guy's commissary every month?

Also, The Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) married his favourite wife Alisha (PBUH) when she was six years old. There's some debate as to when he first had sex with her - she said six, but she was woman, and as such her word (obviously) doesn't count. Most contemporary scholars say it was at age nine, though. Here's a lovely quote from the Wikipedia about their relationship:


Either way, the Muzzies seem pretty OK with worshipping a kid fucker, so I can't imagine they'd kill anyone for following suit. My guess is those two were executed for the murder, not the rape.

EDIT: Please don't behead me for discussing The Prophet's sex life. Ta.
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He also loves cats and cut his sleeve to not wake his favourite one. Since yesterday I was reminded I'm really enjoying Satanic Verses again.
Why the Ayatollah went so mental I don't know. Cunt couldnt even read. And it really wasn't that bad...

I've a pen friend from Tunisia. Lovely girl, totally opposite to me but she drinks a bit, shags before marriage and all but still absolutely loves Allah. She's of the opinion that Allah knows in her heart that she has a drink and a ride because that's how he made her and she's thankful for that. She seems to have friends like that too, and in less strict countries a load of younger people are fairly 'liberal' but still really into their faith.

It reminds me of some rock biography... Al Jourgensen or Nikki Sixx or maybe both where they say in Mormon country the girls are really fucking filthy... All that repression...
Addie here was a fucking Mormon missionary... Now the only missionary is setting up the doggie!
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Oh which reminds me of that scumbag Josh Duggar... Id love to play a Roman and hammer the nails into that nonce myself .Get him to really feel like Jesus!
 
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UncleAnthonyCumia said:
Fucking hero if you ask me
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"I was mulling it all over when along came Molester #1 and he put his TV right on PBS Kids again," he wrote, according to the newspaper chain. "But this time, someone else said something to the effect of 'Is this guy really going to watch this right in front of us?' and I recall saying, 'I got this.' And I picked up the cane and went to work on him."

Watson said he then left the housing pod to find a guard and turn himself in, but on the way, he saw "a known child trafficker, and I figured I'd just do everybody a favor," Watson wrote. "In for a penny, in for a pound."
 
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"I was mulling it all over when along came Molester #1 and he put his TV right on PBS Kids again," he wrote, according to the newspaper chain. "But this time, someone else said something to the effect of 'Is this guy really going to watch this right in front of us?' and I recall saying, 'I got this.' And I picked up the cane and went to work on him."

Watson said he then left the housing pod to find a guard and turn himself in, but on the way, he saw "a known child trafficker, and I figured I'd just do everybody a favor," Watson wrote. "In for a penny, in for a pound."
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Pity we can't take him out on day release for an SFWA convention or meeting... Give him a lovely meal before hand, a decent escort, buy him new kicks, books etc... Then show him the lovely selection of tools and let him loose inside.



'Ppppppnnnarrttiiickk... Iilll... Ffffnnnd youuu'
 
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