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Look how short he is

EraGodless

He walks really fucking weird. He always looks like he's clenching his buttcheeks as hard as he can like he's trying to keep an object from falling out of his ass.
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Jims_Maroon_Pants

crumbly feta enjoyer
I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.
He would be snippy and rude to you for multiple reasons, first because he thinks so highly of himself, no matter what ice breaker you use he would have to one up you, or correct the record.
He probably assumes any stranger is a potential funster so he would have his guard up.
Lastly, have you seen how he treated the cops? Imagine how he would treat some random bar fly who dared speak to him?
 
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guest

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I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.
You can go to a convention in a better city
 

Faggot Boqposter

Dangerously sassy
I don't know if it'd be retarded to visit Milwaukee just to have a conversation with Pat. Like, just pretend to be a stranger at a bar, and not let him know I'm a stlaker child. It'd be surreal, but it seems sort of deranged and probably not worth the trip to Wisconsin.
I have promised myself next time I’m in Chicago I’m gonna do it. I have a theory that pat is probably a pretty decent guy to hang out with the first 2-3 times you meet him. The extreme narcissism would only come out when his social awkwardness is overcome.

I would probably not record it, however. Unless it got really funny or we ended up double teaming Niki
 
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