Lol

[guest]

 

[RobertMewler]

Felony identity theft, StarshipHomo child. Is that an account on a travel site?

 

[Feltch My Ass]

I wonder what Pat’s fetlife account looks like

 

[guest]

Felony identity theft, StarshipHomo child. Is that an account on a travel site?

Well luckily he's correcTed the record his name is not Rick so it's not identity theft.

 

[EraGodless]

Drinks often.

 

[guest]

I've never used a dating app before....place is full of MM Schills...I better get clean and figure my marriage out, fuck

Is it always like this? Or does their AI pickup Pat is a fat fuck and only matches him with whales?

 

[guest]

 

[Bigsmooth]

OK Cupid Pat is a good gimmick. Should have made him gay tho

 

[HotDogJoe]

6ft 3. Jacked.

Fucking ribs.

 

[guest]

OK Cupid Pat is a good gimmick. Should have made him gay tho

He's going to be making it clear hes....into things....

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'd love for there to be an Old Testament sex god reference on his page but I guess subtlety is key here.

 

[guest]

I'd love for there to be an Old Testament sex god reference on his page but I guess subtlety is key here.

Thanks for the creative feedback!

 

[Jenna]

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Send them a message? How about:

You are mentally ill, Lily.

You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease contacting this okcupid account. Continuing to do so constitutes felony internet harassment. Do not contact this account again

 

[guest]

Send them a message? How about:

He dropped her a "hello child...."

This Lilly is a real dumb cunt for liking Pat

 

[peckafacce]

OK Cupid Pat is a good gimmick. Should have made him gay tho

Making him attracted to MtF Trans is an even better one.

 

[Jenna]

He dropped her a "hello child...."

This Lilly is a real dumb cunt for liking Pat

Leave Lily alone, she's a fat chick who thinks Pat is an MMA fighter. You should tell her about that time you stood up for a fat lady at the gym and put a brotosaurus in his place.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He dropped her a "hello child...."

This Lilly is a real dumb cunt for liking Pat

It'd be hilarious if OkCupid Rick with his meme responses turns out to be a fawking hit with the ladies, way more than the real Pat could ever hope for.

 

[guest]

Leave Lily alone, she's a fat chick who thinks Pat is an MMA fighter. You should tell her about that time you stood up for a fat lady at the gym and put a brotosaurus in his place.

Your right. Poor Lilly has no idea what she just got roped into

 

[SensibleKeks]

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I don't like the fact that Pat gets quicker matches than me. ::sniff::

 

[guest]

I don't like the fact that Pat gets quicker matches than me. ::sniff::

Well it does say he's a 6 ft 3 jacked author, none of which are true