Locally Sourced vs Locally Cooked

[guest]

For years Pat was using the phrase "Locally sourced" as a liberal trope for trend sucking dilatants that paid a premium on their coffee beans because they were blinded by the hype.
Then Biden got elected. Suddenly "Locally" became unironic. Why do you think that is?

 

[guest]

How's my dick taste, fatso? Yeah I've been drinkin. WTF business is it of yours?

If people started taggin MSW in all Pat related correspondence I wonder how he/she/it would react.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I like my food locally sourced but not locally cooked.

 

[guest]

I like my food locally sourced but not locally cooked.

I hire Haitians to bake dried yellow dirt cookies with their dirty feet and ship them to me. I don't tolerate anything "local."

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

These two tweets are extra retarded. Even for Pat.
With the top one, who the fuck is dumb enough to think coffee is grown anywhere near Seattle?

And the bottom one is Pat fantasizing about his daughter, that he abandoned, being held captive and he’s gonna rescue her? What a fat boob

 

[guest]

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These two tweets are extra retarded. Even for Pat.
With the top one, who the fuck is dumb enough to think coffee is grown anywhere near Seattle?

And the bottom one is Pat fantasizing about his daughter, that he abandoned, being held captive and he’s gonna rescue her? What a fat boob

Do you see what I did here? I ain't no band leader.

 

[stealthygeek]

What a piece of shit. This is the "I don't know a 'Nikki,' stlaker" guy.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

For years Pat was using the phrase "Locally sourced" as a liberal trope for trend sucking dilatants that paid a premium on their coffee beans because they were blinded by the hype.
Then Biden got elected. Suddenly "Locally" became unironic. Why do you think that is?
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How do you locally source a salt that’s only found in caves in India and Nepal? But then he called out Rakdaddy for his locally sourced coffee beans not being grown in Seattle. Special retarded boy.

Also he told his daughter he wanted to commit a mass shooting. Real winner there.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

WE HEARD YOU

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Thought this was going to be about homemade pepperoni

 

[Mimi Beardsley]

I thought “locally sourced” coffee referred to the fact the beans were grown and harvested from one particular farm in a locale using a specific varietal? It doesn’t mean it was grown in your hometown.

Damn he is stupid.

 

[guest]

What a piece of shit. This is the "I don't know a 'Nikki,' stlaker" guy.

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"Finds her way home "

Nigger just pick up the phone or drive a few minutes to the house that's selling used wedding decorations for $2. He acts like his daughter is being held hostage and that he didn't sign her away after threatening to murder her

 

[Malibu Pat]

PATRICK S. TOMLINSON OF MILWAUKEE PISSES ON CHILDREN

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Locally cooked chicken tamales." Is this mf for real?

That Patrick. Living the good life. I wish I had Mexicans near me.

 

[Turry Fawks]

There's probably some factory city in China named Locally at this point.

 

[Stent]

Earth is local when you are galaxy-striding sci-fi author, child.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I think he's still trying to be funny with the "locally cooked" tamales. After all, they're on one of the two plates he owns.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I think he's still trying to be funny with the "locally cooked" tamales. After all, they're on one of the two plates he owns.

But never a placemat

 

[Josef Kuminski]

What a piece of shit. This is the "I don't know a 'Nikki,' stlaker" guy.

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Pat claims to have met his daughter numerous times and yet never shares any pictures of the two of them. You’d think that a faggot who takes selfies with a hair stylist and those creep shots of him at the gym would have no problem posting pics of him and his kid for Twitter likes. Makes you wonder if he’s lying about that too.

 

[guest]

I think he's still trying to be funny with the "locally cooked" tamales. After all, they're on one of the two plates he owns.

Was he trying to be funny by putting his homemade cayenne and pineapple hot sauce on the corn husk tamale wraps that you don't eat?