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He's an alcoholic with a terrible diet and does not exercise.Why is the area around his eyes yellow?
I was thinking "flushable", but sure.He's got a pinchable, cherubish face. Reminds me of the Gerber baby.
Pat’s the type of fan that every time the team wins, he says ‘we won’! No Pat YOU didn’t win, the team won. Stop trying to make yourself feel importantSports Pat showing off his retardation fraud sports brain. You don't win the national league championship series and then go on to the national league division series. That would be backwards. Fucking fat rube.
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My theory is that he does, but it is almost impossible to actually figure out what he has been doing as a job for the last 20 years. In this current tweet, he claims he's been self-employed since 2008, which is a new claim and contradicts a number of his previous claims noted here:Does Pat actually do insurance full time?
I'm confident that it's insurance. That Martin guy on the 2nd version of these forums went into some depth about Pat's industry. The short answer is Fattie's only qualified to sell shit-tier insurance (anything else takes exams), and the renewals (royalties, or whatever) on that don't last long. Either he sells more, or he doesn't eat.My theory is that he does, but it is almost impossible to actually figure out what he has been doing as a job for the last 20 years. In this current tweet, he claims he's been self-employed since 2008, which is a new claim and contradicts a number of his previous claims noted here:
Piecing together Pat's career in "Healthcare"
Pat often claims to be an expert about health care because he actually worked in the field. He sold insurance, though, and therefore did not work in health care, but let's ignore that right now and try to get a timeline going for Pat's career. Looks like his career began in 2002: Then he...new.onaforums.net
Adrienne's dad paid the bills and got fatso the job in insurance to begin with. Now niki's mother pays the bills. He's basically a nigger but he scams his in-laws rather than the government. Unemployed, alcoholic child abandoner. Like the jigs.Does Pat actually do insurance full time? Like, Paul online larps as a sci fi reviewer. But he's a customer service representative. It's been said but it bothers me to not know how he affords food.
Oh, Pat scams the government too.Adrienne's dad paid the bills and got fatso the job in insurance to begin with. Now niki's mother pays the bills. He's basically a nigger but he scams his in-laws rather than the government. Unemployed, alcoholic child abandoner. Like the jigs.
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