Literally trying to kill me

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Clint Ruin]

Exactly what kind of email verification does he think will prevent any person at all from emailing them? Does he think they scan for fingerprints?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What the fuck is he talking about?

 

[RobertMewler]

We suck if we've been trying to kill him for 3 years and haven't laid as much as a packet of glitter on him.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he must've emailed some black woman his dick pics and she rejected him so now he has to make up this far-fetched conspiracy theory to save face

 

[Stent]

The people telling me to eat better, exercise, put down my phone, go outside, become a good parent, and get meaningful employment are trying to kill me. They won't succeed because I have no breaking point.

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

We suck if we've been trying to kill him for 3 years and haven't laid as much as a packet of glitter on him.

I'd take a packet of glitter over a $30k liability

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That was the first thing that popped into my head was this old bit someone did.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Whenever I'm impersonating the pig in contact forms I always post screenshots. Whoever is doing this share them so we can all have a laugh.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

He's obviously lying but either way: PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY THREATEN TO KILL HIM.

It's not funny because then the Feds show up and they literally have no sense of humor at all, and have been known to disappear whole communities of people (re: Waco).

 

[Clint Ruin]

PLEASE DON'T ACTUALLY THREATEN TO KILL HIM

Don't worry, no one actually does that.

Unless Boomia's stupid ass already did, of course.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Whoever is doing this share them so we can all have a laugh.

could be some whale from Penguicon only now checking their inbox, it's not like any of those delusional bums has to regularly keep up with business correspondence

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Patrick tweets like an uppity drag queen talks

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

How could anyone possibly be trying to kill him? Everybody knows his exact GPS coordinates 23 hours a day - a couch on Oakland Ave in Milwaukee

 

[Tortfeasor]

His need to correct the record resulted in the most amazing self-owning

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

I love how he posts this schizo shit minutes before or after doing an all caps ragetweet about why nobody should care about elon being threatened by the russian government.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The Nazis were known for impersonating authors on website contact forms, child

 

[Bigsmooth]

I love how he posts this schizo shit minutes before or after doing an all caps ragetweet about why nobody should care about elon being threatened by the russian government.

Felony twitter monitoring. Wait for the knock, Pollack

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fatrick is going to kill innocent people soon and blame it on this place.

Especially women and POC!