Literally how does he do it?

[Cawdfish]

 

[bombvest]

ole butthole eyes. he's ugly and gay af but he's tall. women are weird.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

They are all arranged relationships by their PR teams.

 

[Ladynyahh]

He's got an Opester-sized fawkin piece

 

[Doctor Coom]

I asked a few friends if they actually thought he was attractive, and they said no, but has enough big dick energy where he becomes more attractive as he talks instead of being genuinely (and would tell you if he wasn't) good looking. When put like that, it made a little more sense. More than people swearing they think bloated "Dad bods" are legitimately sexy, anyway.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I asked a few friends if they actually thought he was attractive, and they said no, but has enough big dick energy where he becomes more attractive as he talks instead of being genuinely (and would tell you if he wasn't) good looking. When put like that, it made a little more sense. More than people swearing they think bloated "Dad bods" are legitimately sexy, anyway.

In what world does this guy have energy? He's a slow speaker with a semi-drooling S.I. trailer trash accent.

 

[Stent]

All that has to happen is one woman with social standing says a guy is desirable and every other retard woman falls in line with the idea.

 

[Doctor Coom]

In what world does this guy have energy? He's a slow speaker with a semi-drooling S.I. trailer trash accent.

Couldn't tell ya, but I asked like 3 women and got several variations of the same answer and just accepted it at face value.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Couldn't tell ya, but I asked like 3 women and got several variations of the same answer and just accepted it at face value.

Whores like people on TV. He's so untalented they have to make up other reasons. It's fucking sad.

 

[Chapel]

He's got an Opester-sized fawkin piece

Baldy half incher then

 

[Wild]

Nepotism.

 

[The Fuchitive]

He sold his soul to the devil and traded a horrible fiery 9/11 death for his dad in exchange for a Pringle can cock

 

[guest]

Any pics of his supposed massive ant-eater? I think its BS, like the claim Lil Wayne had a 140 IQ...Any regular women vouch for it?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I think its BS, like the claim Lil Wayne had a 140 IQ

lolwat

 

[guest]

lolwat

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[Riccardo Bosi]

...Actually, if he's constantly in character, I can buy it.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

like the claim Lil Wayne had a 140 IQ

my nigga

 

[DMAN]

Larry David's daughter is the only catch he's been with. All the others are ones you try to marry to get a settlement and get away from but I want some of that pretty girl's Seinfeld money.

 

[guest]

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Guess which of the four is an Early Lifer. I'll give you a hint, it's exactly the one you think it is.