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Listen to what the judge said, child.

Slackjawed Cow

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In the most recent court appearance, the court's official finding was that Patrick escalated a fight and then ran away. That shit's in the record forever.

Nice transcripT, stupiT.
Pat describing the pepperoni incident out loud, on record and we get the actual audio. That and interview 5 really capture what a bumbling fool he really is. They really confirmed a ton of character assessments people have made about him.
 

BudDickman

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My favorite thing about it is that the judge basically implied that Pat is a pussy who escalated a conflict but didn't follow through.

My interpretation is that this is basically an internet beef that escalated. One guy says "let's fight", the other says "okay". Luckily nothing happened.

He stops just short of saying "it's a good thing you bitched up and no-showed".

It also makes the defeaning silence after Pat's "I don't close out bars" line even funnier if you think about it. The judge was probably thinking "yeah, sure... fucking pussy".

The judge seemed like a real ass dude.
 
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EraGodless

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I can't remember where I heard it, but I liked the description of the situation as more or less "an alcoholic on a two day multistate bender managed to make pat look like the less mature and rational person."
Did Andrew sleep it off in his car that night or did he drive back home? If he drove back home, that's as impressive it is reckless.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Did Andrew sleep it off in his car that night or did he drive back home? If he drove back home, that's as impressive it is reckless.
He said he slept it off on the side of the road in Milwaukee and then woke up and drove back to Indy.

Also a good tipper this guy. Which makes me wonder why that coal burning ditch pig that answers when a Brotherman calls that dump would betray him to Piggy.
 
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