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*whispering* Back in my dick slinging days back in 1976 in Hoboken I used to have a hasidic bookie, can't give away the guys name he's still out there.
He used to take moolah off of gentiles with three hands, youknowamsaying, and pass it on to the mob for kickbacks.
Remember this was before Gotti, so they didn't fuck around. There ain't been any hasidic men fucking around with an italian woman or they'd get their kneecaps busted.
So I was really hustling this rabbi, this you have to remember is back when I got nothing. *yells all of a sudden* This is before comedy!!!!
*goes back to whispering* I think I must've met him when they cracked down on some asian massage operation down near Bergen square where I used to hang out.
Anyway so I'm talking *starts yelling again* quaaludes, cocaine, THC crystal, fucking elephant tranquilizers, I mean the guy was a fucking savage, Joe Rogan. *violent cough* *deep guttural crepitatious cackle* *starts flop sweating*
*sniff* So one morning, like 7AM I go over there as per usual to drop off an eightball. I was up all night and picked at it.
Remember this was the 70s, this was the fucken stuff Castro did before he went to the mountains, knowamsayin. So I cut it. *very long dramatic pause*
I swear on my daughter, Joe Rogan, this happened. I knock on the door. No answer.
I go fuck it, open up, go in there. I see all kindsa, you know, accessories, the fucken Dreidles and Menorahs and whatever the fuck.
And you will not believe this, but I come around the corner, on the kitchen floor he's laying there with this italian chick, gacked out of their minds all naked. NAKED!!! Joe Rogan.
Her ass is in the air. He is spreading her fucking asscheeks, Joe Rogan, *demonic laugh* and I swear Joe Rogan, he is putting his own asshole against it and farting up a storm. I mean fart after fart just poundin them in there, Joe Rogan. *wheeze* And I had to getta FOCK outta there!!! *slaps table* *maniacal laugh*
I never fuckin done deals with Jews again. You can't trust em Joe Rogan.
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