List of people banned/not welcome at my Christmas

[Dog Eater]

1. My mother. I haven’t talked to her in 2 years since she tried to get my brother in trouble for coming to a restaurant while unvaccinated. Banned.

2. My sister’s boyfriend. Just an annoying, moody, bore to have around who never lifts a finger to ingratiate himself. I got around this by holding the party on a date that I know they are out of town. This way I was able to invite them and they just couldn’t come. Unwelcome.

3. My other sister. Extremely annoying radicalised man hating single mother who brainwashes her kid that “men and women can have moustaches” and “there’s no such thing as boys clothes and girls clothes”. I invited her anyway because I feel bad for the kid but luckily she’s already spending that day hanging out with some FAGGOT friend of hers. I really hope that kid doesn’t get molested by them. Unwelcome.

Everyone else I know can come if they want but they have to bring their own booze.

 

[aRTie02150]

Can I come? I'll bring some mashed potatoes.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Don’t mind the date I bring. She’ll be drugged up and very incoherent.
I think her name is Mary. I dunno, “picked” her up at a bar last night.

 

[guest]

What happened with #1? Did she just call up the manager?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You gonna have ham? A nice spiral cut ham?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

You're not offering booze? What are you, some sort of quaker?

 

[Kinderman]

Dogs are faggots and should be eaten. Can I come to Christmas?

 

[Dog Eater]

Can I come? I'll bring some mashed potatoes.

Of course, but I’m not in the US this year.

Dogs are faggots and should be eaten. Can I come to Christmas?

I don’t know you!

Don’t mind the date I bring. She’ll be drugged up and very incoherent.
I think her name is Mary. I dunno, “picked” her up at a bar last night.

A friend once walked around a Christmas party at work carrying his unconscious wife by the torso and offering to let people grab her tits.

What happened with #1? Did she just call up the manager?

Literally started yelling in the middle of the restaurant “He’s not vaccinated!”

 

[guest]

Literally started yelling in the middle of the restaurant “He’s not vaccinated!”

That is the fucking worst. What did you do? And what were people's reactions? I would have gotten up and left.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Literally started yelling in the middle of the restaurant “He’s not vaccinated!”

Fuck to thats as whacked out as it gets. I wanna hear the rest of this dinner. Did they check “passports” at the entrance? Sounds like it didn’t work getting him thrown out. Was their dessert!

 

[Dog Eater]

You're not offering booze? What are you, some sort of quaker?

Some beer but it’ll run out quick.

That is the fucking worst. What did you do? And what were people's reactions? I would have gotten up and left.

I tried telling her to shut up which made her yell it louder then yeah literally stood up and left, called my brother to warn him and we went to another restaurant.

 

[guest]

Some beer but it’ll run out quick.

I tried telling her to shut up which made her yell it louder then yeah literally stood up and left, called my brother to warn him and we went to another restaurant.

Lol, so she just sat there by herself? That's amazing. Sad but hilarious.

 

[Dog Eater]

Lol, so she just sat there by herself? That's amazing. Sad but hilarious.

No the 2 sisters stayed with her. Now the government says it’s ok so I’m sure it doesn’t matter that he’s unvaccinated.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

No the 2 sisters stayed with her. Now the government says it’s ok so I’m sure it doesn’t matter that he’s unvaccinated.

So he'll hang with her but you dont? I like your style.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

No the 2 sisters stayed with her.

Women are bad.