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Liquid Death is gay and faggot

Professor Consent

You're not stupid.
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Ummm no sweetie, its not a marketing gimmick. It's actually better quality water than you'd get in a bottle. I make great purchasing decisions.


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nasty twp

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Nice hillbilly-goth brand imagery, stupids. Did Rob Zombie design those cans or what.



What happened to just drinking a red bull and taking your gabapentin when in recovery?

Doctor tried prescribing me gabapentin when my methylation went haywire and my nerves sustained extensive damage. After looking up efficacy I said ffyc that for a game of soldiers, megadosed B12 for a year, and made a full recovery. Have that, NHS.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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Jewish drink originally made to get shekels when someone wants to drink some water at an event instead of beer. No tap water available, no bottled water either, that will be $10 goy.
Yeah I've noticed they've monopolized the water business at concert venues. It's absolutely retarded to not just have a giant thing of water with a tap on it at shows, especially one's with lots of drug use and heat and retards who don't know how to take them. When some college kid dies at your venue are those extra shekels gonna be worth it?
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Hadn't actually seen it before today.
I skipped out because it has shitty sweeteners in, but it was 4 'tallboy' cans for £1.

If it gets people drinking water, whatever. Its just gay that they needed to be psyoped into it. You should drink water because its good not because its badass
Seems to be just tapwater with flavourings and sweeteners, add in some coloring and that's basically what every diet soda is.

Do Americans have any natural springs that are bottled and sold on the domestic market?
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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If it gets people drinking water, whatever. Its just gay that they needed to be psyoped into it. You should drink water because its good not because its badass
I'm always baffled by fatsos who "don't like water." Or they have to dump that sugar syrup into it and turn it into soda to drink it. How tf do you not like water?
 
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