@LingerLonger is a Jewish pedophile

[Riccardo Bosi]

If he isn't, then why won't he deny it?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm going to preemptively deny that I am a jewish pedofile, unfortunately that makes it look very suspicious, like what is my jew ass hiding?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

@LingerLonger just DM'd me his response to this allegation. He said he wouldn't post it himself in this thread because it's beneath him

I'll keep this brief. Listen up, you keyboard crusaders, sock-puppet trolls, and basement-dwelling wannabe detectives. I’ve been lurking on onaforums.net for years, dropping truth bombs, owning noobs, and keeping it real with my takes on everything from geopolitics to the decline of Western cinema. But now, I’ve had it up to HERE with the absolute garbage some of you are spewing about me. The latest smear? Calling me a “Jewish pedophile.” Are you kidding me? This is the kind of low-rent, brain-dead libel that makes me question why I even bother logging into this cesspool. I’m not gonna let this slide. Buckle up, because @LingerLonger
is about to dismantle this nonsense point by point, and I’m not holding back.

First off, let’s address the “pedophile” part of this accusation, because it’s the most disgusting and baseless thing you can throw at someone. You think you can just slap that label on me and walk away like you’ve won the internet? Nah, fam, that’s not how it works. I’ve been on this forum since the days when we were still arguing about whether Blu-ray would outlast DVDs, and not ONCE have I ever posted anything remotely creepy, suggestive, or inappropriate about kids. Go ahead, search my post history. I’ll wait. You’ll find nothing but hot takes on why the Marvel Cinematic Universe peaked with Winter Soldier, rants about inflation ruining my local diner’s burger prices, and maybe a few spicy memes about Big Tech censorship. That’s it. My content is cleaner than your grandma’s church potluck.
So where’s the evidence? Oh, right, there ISN’T ANY. This whole “pedophile” smear started with that one dude – you know who, @Riccardo Bosi
or whatever his latest sock account is – who got mad because I called out his idiotic thread about “5G causing time travel.” Yeah, I hurt his feelings by pointing out he couldn’t spell “electromagnetic” and his sources were just links to his own blog. So what does he do? He starts this whisper campaign, tossing out the most heinous accusation he can think of to poison the well. It’s classic troll playbook: when you can’t win an argument, go for character assassination. And you clowns just ate it up like it was free pizza at a LAN party.
Now, let’s talk about the “Jewish” part, because this is where it gets even dumber. I’m not Jewish. Never have been. My family’s background is a mix of Irish and Italian, with maybe a dash of something else thrown in from the old country – I don’t know, I’m not out here doing 23andMe for clout. But even if I was Jewish, what’s that got to do with anything? You think you can just throw around ethnic labels like they’re some kind of gotcha? This isn’t 4chan, people. We’re supposed to be better than that. The fact that you’re trying to tie “Jewish” to “pedophile” like it’s a package deal shows how lazy and unoriginal your smear is. It’s not just offensive to me, it’s offensive to anyone with two brain cells who can see through this tired tactic.
And let’s be real: the only reason “Jewish” even came up is because of that one post I made like two years ago where I said I enjoyed Schindler’s List as a movie. That’s it. I said Spielberg did a good job with the cinematography, and suddenly I’m getting DMs from randos asking if I’m “one of them.” Are you people for real? I also said Goodfellas was a masterpiece, but nobody’s out here calling me a Mafia don. This is the kind of mental gymnastics that makes me think half of you failed high school logic class. You’re not detectives; you’re just bored and looking for drama to spice up your sad little lives.
Let’s break down how this whole thing snowballed, because I know exactly how internet witch hunts work. Step one: some salty loser gets owned in a thread. Step two: they can’t handle the L, so they start digging through my posts, looking for anything they can twist. Step three: they find nothing, so they just make something up. Step four: they post it in the most clickbaity way possible, like “LingerLonger EXPOSED???” with zero receipts. Step five: the forum’s resident sheeple, who’d believe the moon is flat if it was trending, start piling on. Suddenly, I’m not just a guy who likes arguing about tax policy and retro video games – I’m the boogeyman du jour. It’s pathetic.
You want to know the real kicker? I’ve never even been that controversial on here. Sure, I’ve had my share of spicy takes – like when I said pineapple on pizza is a war crime or when I argued that Halo 2 was better than Halo 3. But those are normal forum debates. I’ve never been banned, never been warned, never even had a post deleted for being out of line. My account’s been clean since I signed up. Compare that to some of you clowns who’ve been temp-banned for posting NSFW gifs or doxxing threats. If anyone’s got a shady vibe, it’s not me.
And don’t even get me started on the hypocrisy. You people will clutch your pearls over a made-up rumor about me, but you’ll happily upvote threads from users who’ve been caught lying about their credentials or scamming people in the marketplace subforum. Remember @NoBacon
, who swore he was a blockchain expert but got exposed for selling fake NFTs? You all gave him a pass after he posted a sob story. But me? I say one wrong word about your favorite streamer, and suddenly I’m public enemy number one. The double standards are so thick you could cut them with a knife.
So why am I even bothering to write this? Because I’m sick of the lies. I’m sick of logging in to see my notifications flooded with garbage from people who don’t know me. I’m sick of the PMs from newbies asking, “Yo, is it true you’re a creep?” I’ve got better things to do than defend myself against fan fiction written by people who think “research” means skimming a Reddit thread. I’m here to talk about real stuff – the economy, movies, games, maybe even some philosophy if I’m feeling fancy. I’m not here to be your punching bag.
To the mods: do your job. Shut down these baseless accusations. You’ve got rules against slander, so enforce them. To the users who’ve been spreading this: grow up. If you’ve got beef with me, bring it to my DMs or challenge me in a thread like adults. Stop hiding behind anon accounts and vagueposts. And to everyone else who’s just been watching this drama unfold: use your brains. Ask for evidence. Don’t just swallow every rumor like it’s gospel.
I’m not going anywhere. I’ve been on onaforums.net too long to let a bunch of trolls run me off. You want to keep coming for me? Fine. I’ll keep clapping back, and I’ll do it with better grammar and sharper wit than any of you can muster. @LingerLonger
out.

 

[Agent Smith]

Thank you for helping keep this community informed about these horrible degenerates that lurk in our midst.

 

[Turry]

 

[Bam's Feet]

@LingerLonger just DM'd me his response to this allegation. He said he wouldn't post it himself in this thread because it's beneath him

I'll keep this brief. Listen up, you keyboard crusaders, sock-puppet trolls, and basement-dwelling wannabe detectives. I’ve been lurking on onaforums.net for years, dropping truth bombs, owning noobs, and keeping it real with my takes on everything from geopolitics to the decline of Western cinema. But now, I’ve had it up to HERE with the absolute garbage some of you are spewing about me. The latest smear? Calling me a “Jewish pedophile.” Are you kidding me? This is the kind of low-rent, brain-dead libel that makes me question why I even bother logging into this cesspool. I’m not gonna let this slide. Buckle up, because @LingerLonger
is about to dismantle this nonsense point by point, and I’m not holding back.

First off, let’s address the “pedophile” part of this accusation, because it’s the most disgusting and baseless thing you can throw at someone. You think you can just slap that label on me and walk away like you’ve won the internet? Nah, fam, that’s not how it works. I’ve been on this forum since the days when we were still arguing about whether Blu-ray would outlast DVDs, and not ONCE have I ever posted anything remotely creepy, suggestive, or inappropriate about kids. Go ahead, search my post history. I’ll wait. You’ll find nothing but hot takes on why the Marvel Cinematic Universe peaked with Winter Soldier, rants about inflation ruining my local diner’s burger prices, and maybe a few spicy memes about Big Tech censorship. That’s it. My content is cleaner than your grandma’s church potluck.
So where’s the evidence? Oh, right, there ISN’T ANY. This whole “pedophile” smear started with that one dude – you know who, @Riccardo Bosi
or whatever his latest sock account is – who got mad because I called out his idiotic thread about “5G causing time travel.” Yeah, I hurt his feelings by pointing out he couldn’t spell “electromagnetic” and his sources were just links to his own blog. So what does he do? He starts this whisper campaign, tossing out the most heinous accusation he can think of to poison the well. It’s classic troll playbook: when you can’t win an argument, go for character assassination. And you clowns just ate it up like it was free pizza at a LAN party.
Now, let’s talk about the “Jewish” part, because this is where it gets even dumber. I’m not Jewish. Never have been. My family’s background is a mix of Irish and Italian, with maybe a dash of something else thrown in from the old country – I don’t know, I’m not out here doing 23andMe for clout. But even if I was Jewish, what’s that got to do with anything? You think you can just throw around ethnic labels like they’re some kind of gotcha? This isn’t 4chan, people. We’re supposed to be better than that. The fact that you’re trying to tie “Jewish” to “pedophile” like it’s a package deal shows how lazy and unoriginal your smear is. It’s not just offensive to me, it’s offensive to anyone with two brain cells who can see through this tired tactic.
And let’s be real: the only reason “Jewish” even came up is because of that one post I made like two years ago where I said I enjoyed Schindler’s List as a movie. That’s it. I said Spielberg did a good job with the cinematography, and suddenly I’m getting DMs from randos asking if I’m “one of them.” Are you people for real? I also said Goodfellas was a masterpiece, but nobody’s out here calling me a Mafia don. This is the kind of mental gymnastics that makes me think half of you failed high school logic class. You’re not detectives; you’re just bored and looking for drama to spice up your sad little lives.
Let’s break down how this whole thing snowballed, because I know exactly how internet witch hunts work. Step one: some salty loser gets owned in a thread. Step two: they can’t handle the L, so they start digging through my posts, looking for anything they can twist. Step three: they find nothing, so they just make something up. Step four: they post it in the most clickbaity way possible, like “LingerLonger EXPOSED???” with zero receipts. Step five: the forum’s resident sheeple, who’d believe the moon is flat if it was trending, start piling on. Suddenly, I’m not just a guy who likes arguing about tax policy and retro video games – I’m the boogeyman du jour. It’s pathetic.
You want to know the real kicker? I’ve never even been that controversial on here. Sure, I’ve had my share of spicy takes – like when I said pineapple on pizza is a war crime or when I argued that Halo 2 was better than Halo 3. But those are normal forum debates. I’ve never been banned, never been warned, never even had a post deleted for being out of line. My account’s been clean since I signed up. Compare that to some of you clowns who’ve been temp-banned for posting NSFW gifs or doxxing threats. If anyone’s got a shady vibe, it’s not me.
And don’t even get me started on the hypocrisy. You people will clutch your pearls over a made-up rumor about me, but you’ll happily upvote threads from users who’ve been caught lying about their credentials or scamming people in the marketplace subforum. Remember @NoBacon
, who swore he was a blockchain expert but got exposed for selling fake NFTs? You all gave him a pass after he posted a sob story. But me? I say one wrong word about your favorite streamer, and suddenly I’m public enemy number one. The double standards are so thick you could cut them with a knife.
So why am I even bothering to write this? Because I’m sick of the lies. I’m sick of logging in to see my notifications flooded with garbage from people who don’t know me. I’m sick of the PMs from newbies asking, “Yo, is it true you’re a creep?” I’ve got better things to do than defend myself against fan fiction written by people who think “research” means skimming a Reddit thread. I’m here to talk about real stuff – the economy, movies, games, maybe even some philosophy if I’m feeling fancy. I’m not here to be your punching bag.
To the mods: do your job. Shut down these baseless accusations. You’ve got rules against slander, so enforce them. To the users who’ve been spreading this: grow up. If you’ve got beef with me, bring it to my DMs or challenge me in a thread like adults. Stop hiding behind anon accounts and vagueposts. And to everyone else who’s just been watching this drama unfold: use your brains. Ask for evidence. Don’t just swallow every rumor like it’s gospel.
I’m not going anywhere. I’ve been on onaforums.net too long to let a bunch of trolls run me off. You want to keep coming for me? Fine. I’ll keep clapping back, and I’ll do it with better grammar and sharper wit than any of you can muster. @LingerLonger
out.

I read this whole thing, at no point did he ever say "no"

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

I read this whole thing, at no point did he ever say "no"

Thank you for your service.