Light on closets

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What was he getting at here? That it’s manly to not have closets? To me it sounds like he was admitting Niki’s house was too small to have ample storage.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Definitely one of the more puzzling Rick lines. Weird, fat guy.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He's light in the loafers, and is in the closet, child.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Rick's hovel is light on closets, but his nozzle is heavy on omelets.

 

[peckafacce]

I think what he was implying he lived in a 1 bedroom house with his parents, and slept in the same bed with them till he moved out. He was the middle spoon, so Papa Tom could have his way with him

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I think what he was implying he lived in a 1 bedroom house with his parents, and slept in the same bed with them till he moved out. He was the middle spoon, so Papa Tom could have his way with him

I heard that somewhere. Didn't he also have to suck all the horse cum out of his father's ass before bed? Or was that just a rumor?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat doesnt see his subtle bigotry that leaks out.

 

[Jenna]

You've overthinking it. Someone said he had a bunch of closets with a demeaning tone, his narcissist brain wouldn't let the idiot win, so he snapped back that he's light on closets. Wrong as always, child.

Start texting him "why do you always wear blue shirts" and he'll text back that he does not own a single blue shirt.

 

[BudDickman]

In his head it was some kind of tough guy line. "I came here to dunk on fascists on Twitter and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum." Something like that. I think.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Something about being gay, I dunno

 

[peckafacce]

I heard that somewhere. Didn't he also have to suck all the horse cum out of his father's ass before bed? Or was that just a rumor?

He's never denied it. Take it for what you will.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

He's never denied it. Take it for what you will.

That's fucked up if true. I'm just a civilian and could never write a Sci fi book about borg doros or ponald flump. It just seems all so degenerate and I've spent the last years shaking so much that I'm afraid I'm catching the Micheal J Fox disease.

 

[FurBurger]

I heard that somewhere. Didn't he also have to suck all the horse cum out of his father's ass before bed? Or was that just a rumor?

I don't have evidence either way but... by golly, it just feels true, doesn't it?