Let's say he went to fight in the war, what would you do?

[The Shah of Iran]

what are summa dem other activities we got

Mulluh

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Burn down Hooligan's

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Even if he did (0% chance), he’d still have to tweet relentlessly. He’d probably think he can sign up for the social media division. We wouldn’t lose a tweet of entertainment until he inevitably was killed. Then we’d celebrate.

 

[guest]

Even if he did (0% chance), he’d still have to tweet relentlessly. He’d probably think he can sign up for the social media division. We wouldn’t lose a tweet of entertainment until he inevitably was killed. Then we’d celebrate.

He would tweet from the POW camps if he could.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He would tweet from the POW camps if he could.

I’ll run the incinerators if I can have my Twitter back, Putin child.

 

[DominusOdium]

Put my dick in Niki's mouth after wooing her with an autographed book or two. Send the pictures to Pat in his POW fat camp with my dick blocked out because no homo.

Then go spray my junk down with Lysol and block that frump

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I'd do everything to update the Kremlin of his vigilante water balloon troop position. Death to fascist piggy

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat would blow Putin if it meant getting his blue checkmark back

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would forward his many, many tweets in which he fatly reveals his unit's location to the Russian military.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I would forward his many, many tweets fatly revealing his unit's location to the Russian military.

i think he would stick out with his pink "i am here to help" shirt

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm already in a war with cyberterrorists, Niki child. Fetch me my bratwurst.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Piss in Niki's ass.

 

[FurBurger]

He'd still be an asshole, and would continue to do things inviting ridicule.

He'd take a bunch of obnoxious po-faced selfies with the actual troops, and be noisily shitting himself in a foxhole once the shooting starts.

I can imagine him being assigned to squad after squad, coming back as the only survivor each time, full of tales of his bravery and courage; until HQ figures out his tactics of "waddling away from the enemy", "hiding", and "offering in broken Russian to suck the cock of any males he sees if they promise not to kill him".

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

use my radio-tech skills to ensure he was continualy trolled over the local coms on the ground

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

malinger longer

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d probably drop Putin a tip along with screenshots of his tweets. Hopefully the Spetznaz will be sent looking for him.

Everyone’s an expert marksman until they’re firing off rounds and someone’s firing rounds back at them. I’d personally love to see Pig get hit with a spray and pray from an AK-47.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’d send this to the Russians for motivation to hunt a hog.