Leslie now sodomizing the Pig through rhyme.

[TorpidSloth]

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

"You are mentally ill" says the man who scours the timeline of someone he's had blocked for over a year looking for any mentions of his name and replying to every single post.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Roses are red
Verses are written
Leslie the siren
Pushes Pat’s shit in

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Roses are red
Patrick is sullen
I had my holes stretched
By that rascal Dan Mullen

 

[PogromStallone]

My name is Leslie and I'm the man
I make Patrick cry with the wave of my hand

 

[CruisinColin]

Rub a dub dub
Pat is a fat cunt

 

[DominusOdium]

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Too fat to play golf or ice hockey
But he found a new sport
Typing out the retort
"Enjoy prison, you're guilty of stalking"

 

[goo gobbler]

i'm leslie varney in case you didn't know
this is my xeet and it's fawking hilarious

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Whose Rocky Dennis forehead is that

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

There once was a man named pat
With a dirty Milwaukee hat
'Made a tweet trashing Norm,
which caused a shit storm
Then we all got to watch him get fat

 

[SpaceEdge]

I thought haikus were banned, like pedophiles and anime

I hope Leslie's hippie commune gets raided by the ATF.

 

[TorpidSloth]

There once was a man from Milwaukee
Too fat to play golf or ice hockey
But he found a new sport
Typing out the retort
"Enjoy prison, you're guilty of stalking"

Bravo. A good limerick is hard to beat

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Whose Rocky Dennis forehead is that

Looks like that guy, Bill Shakesman

 

[Turry Fawks]

The legend lives on from the Hooligans on down
Of the retard they call Tubby Ricky
The fat fuck it was said would rather be dead
Than admit niggers farted in Niki

With ten years of smoked meat fast expanding the seat
Of his Walmart maternity Wranglers
He grinned like a dope and she hoped against hope
That her next nigger John would just strangle'r

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

What's next? We gonna start doing haiku?

 

[CuntFucker .]

Did Patrick come up with an equally witty response yet?

"No crap occurred on my part, Leslie. I don't blather all day, Leslie. I don't come up short when it comes to court. Leslie, and I my career is just fine, Leslie. You're mentally ill."

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Old MacDonald had a farm
Mooo Pat is fat

 

[Kinderman]

Porcine Bysshe Shelley

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

There is a guy from Milwaukee named Pat
He stinks and is undeniably fat.
That's it.

 

[Mustard]

Im glad this stupid bit isnt taking off