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Jokes aside you are ignorant af regarding the best human being that ever lived. It is your loss. I am innocent of your ignorance and your slander of him wouldn't happen IRL with me around.View attachment 104511
Car crashing me won't save you from Mohammad's wrath for all of the homosexual thoughts you've had and gay porn you've posted.
I'm so grateful that my spiritual inspiration isn't a maglomanical pedophile.
Bro, don't be mad...Jokes aside you are ignorant af regarding the best human being that ever lived. It is your loss. I am innocent of your ignorance and your slander of him wouldn't happen IRL with me around.
This.First off, You know in your heart of hearts that Jesus was the best human being that ever lived...
I know of Isa son of Maryam...this Jesus character, sounds fake ghaeThis.
And you wonder why you desert people are so disliked. Now, I like you, but you gotta recognise that a lot of Muslims love Jesus, but no Christians care for Muhammad. We predate your falafel eating arses and we ruined the Sanhedrin Jews' efforts at ever being saved less they convert. Nobody makes the kikes seethe like ol' JC; give a Jew truth serum, and he'll tell you he hates Jesus more than Hitler, fr fr no cap.I know of Isa son of Maryam...this Jesus character, sounds fake ghae
brb I am the son of god (lol, no comment)
brb I will be crucified by my own creatures (ie a loser)
brb I will whine on the torture device (Oh! th Daddy part of me! Why did you abandon me (which is also you))
Kikes hating JC made me realize there's probably something to that.And you wonder why you desert people are so disliked. Now, I like you, but you gotta recognise that a lot of Muslims love Jesus, but no Christians care for Muhammad. We predate your falafel eating arses and we ruined the Sanhedrin Jews' efforts at ever being saved less they convert. Nobody makes the kikes seethe like ol' JC; give a Jew truth serum, and he'll tell you he hates Jesus more than Hitler, fr fr no cap.
Judaism and Islam are closer. They acknowledge Allah is the same ONE Divinity. The name JHVH or Yahweh or Jehova is also found in the Quran and is just one of the attributes of Allah (Hayy Al-Qayyum...the Ever Living, ever Sustaining) BAnd you wonder why you desert people are so disliked. Now, I like you, but you gotta recognise that a lot of Muslims love Jesus, but no Christians care for Muhammad. We predate your falafel eating arses and we ruined the Sanhedrin Jews' efforts at ever being saved less they convert. Nobody makes the kikes seethe like ol' JC; give a Jew truth serum, and he'll tell you he hates Jesus more than Hitler, fr fr no cap.
You all like Satan, then. Not even his alter ego Lucifer, but Satan. Cool. We're in agreement.Judaism and Islam are closer. They acknowledge Allah is the same ONE Divinity. The name JHVH or Yahweh or Jehova is also found in the Quran and is just one of the attributes of Allah (Hayy Al-Qayyum...the Ever Living, ever Sustaining) B
I'm so sorry the Trinity doesn't fit into your lacking philosophy. Reality itself is what it is; even Einstein said, "break things down as simply as you can, but no more than that." Get it? Well, I certainly get why Muzzies and Jews are in league: world conquest.Christianity is the oddity out of the 3 (Trinity is anathema to monotheism).
We're anti-pedophile here, sir. We like Xena. That's why we detest the following:Why is Mohammed SAAW slandered as a pedophile
a) because Aisha (may Allah be pleased with her) had some personal reasons to accelerate when Prophet Mohammed consummated their marriage. it was out of love and naivety.
b) She didn't think her desire to rewind the betrothal and consummation a few years (for political reasons and also to flex his love for her), will result in ignorant heathens 1400 years from now slandering him.
Why didn't they call Mohammed a pedo in 650 CE when we were converting your churches into mosques and enslaving Christian Roman Women...why not in the 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th 17th, 18th 19th centuries none of you phony Christ lovers call him a pedo...why only circa the 1960s onwards. So in 2060s, you will call him a vegophile, because he ate Halal meat and you will be socially engineered to be uh-fended by ancient meat eaters.
This is why Islam will conquer ALL Christian territory in the old world, and Islam will be the dominant religion in the New World too. It rests on CONCRETE unwavering sharia. Not the flavor or offense of the day.
Notice none of the people who accuse him of pedophilia, have much to say about Aisha RA. (firstly, because they truly don't care...and they\you are more pedo than us anyway)
Why.
Because...everything about Aisha wasn't pathetic victim me-too slut, but alpha dignified LIONNESS. she led an army into battle. She was the one who gave the age of consummation as 9 yrs old in her political beef with Prophet Mohammed SAAWs nephew, Ali ibn Abi Talib (4th caliph) she lied. I wish she didn't, but her motive was to put her ABOVE Ali...not your cukcold wish to make my prophet some pedo loser.
His first wife was 15 years his senior and ASKED HIM for HIS HAND in marriage. when he was just a 25 year old man.
You have no equivalent to Mohammed you fags, lol...I wish Islam was kike-y so that I could keep him and his blessings for myself.
We're anti-pedophile here, sir. We like Xena. That's why we detest the following:
Aka "The Dream Team"Jenna
Dan Mullen
Muhammad
I've missed the backstory on how we got a "pretty cool, huh?" Mullen pic. Please spoonfeed me BOB!
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