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I'm pretty sure her son's name is Peter.
She must have used her Navy money to buy a nice big house for her and her family!Why would her name be on the house if she's an invalid?
She must have used her Navy money to buy a nice big house for her and her family!
Yeah I figured it could just be her getting pumped in with someone who has the same name. Wouldn’t have thought much of it except for all the related Elizabeth, NJ addresses.That ain't her ya doofus.
I’m pretty sure she’s still deployed on the high seas as a high ranking admiral.Yeah I figured it could just be her getting pumped in with someone who has the same name. Wouldn’t have thought much of it except for all the related Elizabeth, NJ addresses.
Doors everywhere, beware.Her birthday is April
Maybe she's got some young dick to look after her. We all know she's been sober for nearly a decade she's probably snapped back into her 80s shape. Sexy anal slut.
I'm pretty sure thats her birth year too. What's more ridiculous, that there are two Diana Orbani's born the same year from Elizabeth, NJ or that she's living in a new state?Yeah I figured it could just be her getting pumped in with someone who has the same name. Wouldn’t have thought much of it except for all the related Elizabeth, NJ addresses.
A bit more believable than the idea one broke alcoholic Diana with severe alcohol induced dementia, whose last known location was an assisted living facility, somehow managed to acquire enough cash and functioning brain cells to move to NC.I'm pretty sure thats her birth year too. What's more ridiculous, that there are two Diana Orbani's born the same year from Elizabeth, NJ or that she's living in a new state?
She's obviously being taken in by someone. No one's suggesting she closed on a house.A bit more believable than the idea one broke alcoholic Diana with severe alcohol induced dementia, whose last known location was an assisted living facility, somehow managed to acquire enough cash and functioning brain cells to move to NC.
Actually my sources have told me Dunkin gave her an undisclosed large sum of money for promoting the Coolatta.She's obviously being taken in by someone. No one's suggesting she closed on a house.
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