KingCobraJFS Megathread

[Turk February]

seriously I don't get it

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He used to be a lot more entertaining. He’s been very grim for the past year or so, which is the era that video is from. He’s probably going to die alone in his apartment at some point in the near future. You might be interested in his horrible music

if anything can be considered “outsider art” it’s that shit

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Hell yeah dude upside down cross goat devil dvv dvv

Every small midwestern town has these corny guitar center assholes who pretend to be dark edgy goth satanist heavy metal faggots but they live in a trailer and work at mr. muffler

It's probably why I was never able to get deep into this guy or Joe, they just remind me of retards I knew growing up

Makes me sad, I know I'm missing out

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[weirdpawg]

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Don't forget to support him by buying a wand from his etsy shop the next time they are in stock. https://www.etsy.com/shop/CobraCraftWands

Nice "pare", stupid. Somehow he spells it correctly in the item details.

 

[weirdpawg]

 

[Phish]

Recently ive had a hard time watching food hacks because the sound of his carp lips smacking together and the constant slurping of solid foods has just become too much. Ill watch beheading videos and gore all day long but put a fish n cheeeeese food hack on and ill get the pre-throw up mouth waters. Josh is still the only person ive seen open a can of surrstromming (or whatever the fuck it is) and barely be phased. He was just kinda like “eh dude. It doesnt smell good”, as he spilled it on his chair. Meanwhile every other youtube video is people puking from smelling it outside from 10 feet away. Fascinating fella.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

 

[Chive Turkey]

His cooking videos are pretty amusing. There's one where he tries to make french fried potaters and prepares a cauldron of boiling tar-like grease, and the fries practically vaporize as he drops them in.

I don't think I've seen anyone come close to his slovenliness and deprivation except for Masaokis, and people thought he was a bit.