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JustEatUK stinks!

LockedHDD__Pot

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I don't usually eat goyslop, but I fancied a Mcdonalds so used JustEat. I knew there was a problem when I couldn't customize my burger like usual.

Long story short, I ended-up getting gherkins on my tripple cheeseburger, I FUKKIN HATE GHERKINS!
The only way I'd eat a gherkin is if it was pushed up a twink girl's ass, & I'd gradually lick-dissolve it like a particularly cold & bitter snowflake. Don't put that crap on my burger!

Do americans think it's bad that we don't tip? I did get charged £3.99 for delivery... but kinda felt sorry for the guy 'cus of where I live & he was struggling to find it... but I did get gerkin'd so he didn't deserve extra! (tbf if I actually had money on me then I probably woulda thrown him a fiver), but it's not expected, is that bad?

The tipping culture is definitely different... & I'm still pissed-off at biting into those gherkins, but whadda you guys think? I usually don't tip (except in London), but that's normal
 
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when no "out of their league" women are around, do British Men still speak in that fake accent?
An average English woman

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TorpidSloth

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Gherkin is just the British word for what Americans call pickles. Both are pickled cucumbers. Brit's "pickle" is this stuff
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which only a mongoloid would add to a burger.
Gherkins/pickles are pfg on a burger though, as are onions or lettuce. Tomatoes don't belong though (for textural and structural reasons, not taste.) Some maniacs add plain cucumber slices to their burgers, which should result in a custodial sentence.

I'm hungry.
 
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