JustEatUK stinks!

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I don't usually eat goyslop, but I fancied a Mcdonalds so used JustEat. I knew there was a problem when I couldn't customize my burger like usual.

Long story short, I ended-up getting gherkins on my tripple cheeseburger, I FUKKIN HATE GHERKINS!
The only way I'd eat a gherkin is if it was pushed up a twink girl's ass, & I'd gradually lick-dissolve it like a particularly cold & bitter snowflake. Don't put that crap on my burger!

Do americans think it's bad that we don't tip? I did get charged £3.99 for delivery... but kinda felt sorry for the guy 'cus of where I live & he was struggling to find it... but I did get gerkin'd so he didn't deserve extra! (tbf if I actually had money on me then I probably woulda thrown him a fiver), but it's not expected, is that bad?

The tipping culture is definitely different... & I'm still pissed-off at biting into those gherkins, but whadda you guys think? I usually don't tip (except in London), but that's normal

 

[iBangedQuasi]

twink girl's

Do you know what "twink" means...?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Do you know what "twink" means...?

that wasn't the point! JustEat fucked me with gherkins on my burger!

I'm gonna say it was cold & get my money back

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Pickles rule. I'm team Boq now

 

[johnnynoname]

when no "out of their league" women are around, do British Men still speak in that fake accent?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

JustEatYouGay

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

when no "out of their league" women are around

never happened to me, so I dunno

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Pickles rule. I'm team Boq now

I love a good pickle

 

[Bam's Cunt]

when no "out of their league" women are around, do British Men still speak in that fake accent?

An average English woman

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I love a good pickle

Pickle isn't the same as gherkin, right?

I love a cheese & pickle sandwich, not the same thing!

 

[johnnynoname]

An average English woman

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literally on par with what I'm getting....and I don't have to talk like Jew Law

 

[Jenna]

Pickles and cucumbers are the worst fucking food to ever exist. They're also assumed on every chicken sandwich everywhere.

I'm so broken down that I open my burger and see pickles, just dig them out and throw them in the trash.

 

[johnnynoname]

I love a good pickle

A cold Claussen is legit PFG

...and, NO- NOT IN MY ASS, DICKNOSE

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Pickles and cucumbers are the worst fucking food to ever exist. They're also assumed on every chicken sandwich everywhere.

I'm so broken down that I open my burger and see pickles, just dig them out and throw them in the trash.

Jenna rules, he gets it

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pickles and cucumbers are the worst fucking food to ever exist.

Eat them through your mouth not your ass.

 

[RoTheHo69]

You need too leave six pence for the willyboggin chiperoo ya bloody cunt or somethin tss

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Aren't gherkins those little gay sweet pickles? Why would a McDonald's even have them

 

[Turry]

Do you know what "twink" means...?

@Sue Lightning comment?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

that wasn't the point! JustEat fucked me with gherkins on my burger!

I'm gonna say it was cold & get my money back

Of course it was cold, it’s a McDonald’s burger delivered. There’s no chance that could ever be good.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Gherkin is just the British word for what Americans call pickles. Both are pickled cucumbers. Brit's "pickle" is this stuff

which only a mongoloid would add to a burger.
Gherkins/pickles are pfg on a burger though, as are onions or lettuce. Tomatoes don't belong though (for textural and structural reasons, not taste.) Some maniacs add plain cucumber slices to their burgers, which should result in a custodial sentence.

I'm hungry.