Just transition already

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I know someone who had their throat slit for no reason by a random psycho and lived and they don't carry on like this.

Boo hoo, you were so fat that you had a heart attack. That's literally your fucking fault, faggot.

At this point, I genuinely hope terrible shit happens to Kevin Smith so he really has something to whine about.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Tina Fey almost had her face peeled off and you don't hear a peep out of her

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Brutus “the barber” beefcake smashed his entire face in a jet skiing accident and doesn’t bring it up all the time. Kevin Smith was…fat. Now he’s not but won’t shut up about it.

Brutus also probably had anal sex with Hulk Hogan but that’s another story.

 

[Not bad]

Nice neckbeard to cover up your flappy skin, stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My socks got wet when i accidentally stepped into a puddle of water in my bathroom this morning, but you don't hear me going on about it.

 

[UnPRePared]

I was once in Genesis, but you don't ever hear me going on....



Disregard.

 

[HH Brother]

Brutus also probably had anal sex with Hulk Hogan but that’s another story.

Brutus B had a tight, 12 year old boy dumper, funster.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My socks got wet when i accidentally stepped into a puddle of water in my bathroom this morning, but you don't hear me going on about it.

I'm so sorry

 

[johnnynoname]

phew

 

[Dennyislife]

My socks got wet when i accidentally stepped into a puddle of water in my bathroom this morning, but you don't hear me going on about it.

I said good morning to a pretty lady when it was actually afternoon today. I almost blushed when I noticed my mistake

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm so sorry

Thank you, it might even have been a puddle of piss, I'm not sure, it's something i have to learn to live with now.

 

[EraGodless]

I know someone who had their throat slit for no reason by a random psycho and lived and they don't carry on like this.

Boo hoo, you were so fat that you had a heart attack. That's literally your fucking fault, faggot.

At this point, I genuinely hope terrible shit happens to Kevin Smith so he really has something to whine about.

He still has fat man calves.

 

[HH Brother]

He still has fat man calves.

He also is wearing what looks like a hat from his fat days that's too big for his head now.

 

[guest]

I'm sure he was on some goofy pills that are really fucking with his brain. He didn't start just going to the gym and eating bedder.

 

[HH Brother]

I'm sure he was on some goofy pills that are really fucking with his brain. He didn't start just going to the gym and eating bedder.

He smoked himself into becoming a woman, funster.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

He was co-executive producer for Good Will Hunting. He's been living on those royalties ever since. Otherwise, Harvey Weinstein took the rest because he kept bombing and losing him money.

Kevin Smith Says Harvey Weinstein Refused to Pay Him Royalties for ‘Clerks’ (EXCLUSIVE)

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[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How traumatic could it have been? He blubbers over Black Panther but not his childhood sexual abuse?

 

[Harry Powell]

I can’t really ever bring myself to hate this dude, but he did turn into quite the embarrassment

 

[HH Brother]

I can’t really ever bring myself to hate this dude, but he did turn into quite the embarrassment

He named his daughter after a character he jerked off to, funster.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I didn't think Kevin Smith could still make me laugh.