Just say THANK YOU

[guest]

Fucking ungrateful pig

 

[Brooke Shields]

Not good.

-Poop

 

[Random username]

Still no contract faggot.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

"Thank you, storyteller"

Sounds like Pat wrote that himself

 

[Mitch Weaver]

"Thank you, storyteller"

Sounds like Pat wrote that himself

Wouldn’t be the first time.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Fucking ungrateful pig

"Never mind the dismal sales that my books had, each worse than the last. Please offer me a contract again, publisher child."

 

[ISO__JOE]

Authorities should probably seize this guy’s hard drives. Just sayin’.

 

[Stent]

The Ark was so poorly written I'm surprised his dyslexic editor wasn't found hanging from a beam after publication.

'Oh, Detective Benson-san! You want sucky-suck in exchange for broken erectronic goods?'

 

[Meownaw]

"Thank you, storyteller"

Sounds like Pat wrote that himself

Don't thank the felon, storyteller.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I'd hate for Dominic Franchitti to get a Twitter account (likely in violation of his parole) and tweet same to Fatrick.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

These are the same faggots on Reddit who don't understand basic economics, and think that a studio should invest millions of dollars crafting a sequel into a movie that lost millions of dollars for them because some spaz liked it.

Simplistic, childish grasp of how business and economics function - they just think that their every whim should be sated.

Tl; dr - Pat's fans are all faggots, and he will never get his blue checkmark or a writing contract back.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I forgot who said it a couple months ago, but it made me tear up from laughter. “ I can’t wait for a nigger to cave his head in. Wait for the Old English bottle, child”, something like that. Fucking ribs!!! Anyway, it’d be cool if it happened. This fat fuck is so utterly detestable.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Just move on pat. Go back to hawking insurance to the almost dead

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I thought that said Steve Harvey. I was like, you gotta be shittin me.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Authorities should probably seize this guy’s hard drives. Just sayin’.

"Did I hear someone say they needed a sanctioned Quiddich referee?"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You don’t say...

 

[ChildSpitTake]

You don’t say...

There's always a tweet...

 

[EraGodless]

Fucking ungrateful pig

I highly doubt Patrick had anything remotely close to an interesting anything involving the Fermi Paradox.

 

[HotDogJoe]

You don’t say...

Twitter truly rotted this guy's already damaged brain. Everything he posts is just for that dopamine hit in the moment. Fucking fat junkie.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat belongs in prison