Just made lingering, uncomfortable eye contact with Dice

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The glasses were enormous

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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He's breathtaking in person

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My sister and my wife and I loved his show on Showtime. I thought it was really good. Too bad they didn't renew it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I love Dice, but if I saw him in person I'd probably say "fucking kike" just loud enough that he'd hear me say it as soon as I got past him.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember Jeff Ross being on Tom Green's webshow back in maybe 2006 and they talked about Dice and Ross said he dresses like a fat lesbian and it still makes me laugh.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I love Dice, but if I saw him in person I'd probably say "fucking kike" just loud enough that he'd hear me say it as soon as I got past him.

He was on the phone, otherwise i would have said something (probably not 'kike'). He was in full gym rat attire with his big grandma glasses. I'm not sure if he knew i recognized him because I'm under 40, but he def gave me a "what is this faggot staring at" look

 

[CruisinColin]

There's a podcast I listen to and some guy wrote in about an encounter with Dice. The guy worked in a music store in LA and would get famous customers regularly. Dice came in and clearly had really bad pink eye. Then Dice kept asking the guy what was the best music to fuck to.

That's a shit retelling of the story but you know what fuck you.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

He's breathtaking in person

Saw him do his act a couple years back at the Laugh Factory
He's still funny but holy shit he now looks like a Jewish accountant.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I met him in Vegas, seemed like a decent dude. But those Elton John glasses gotta go.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There's a podcast I listen to and some guy wrote in about an encounter with Dice. The guy worked in a music store in LA and would get famous customers regularly. Dice came in and clearly had really bad pink eye. Then Dice kept asking the guy what was the best music to fuck to.

That's a shit retelling of the story but you know what fuck you.

Do people still fuck to music? It seems like the art of fucking is gone. I don't know - I am old and married.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Do people still fuck to music? It seems like the art of fucking is gone. I don't know - I am old and married.

I can honestly say I havent fucked to music since I was 23. Turns out, the music actually doesn't add much

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I can honestly say I havent fucked to music since I was 23. Turns out, the music actually doesn't add much

I would probably have to stick to 2:15-2:30 punk songs

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I would probably have to stick to 2:15-2:30 punk songs

hey baby....lets fuck

 

[Easily_Remembered]

hey baby....lets fuck

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Nowadays I would be more like Zero Chance lol

 

[johnnynoname]

OP- did you say to him that you would see him again in an hour

 

[johnnynoname]

BACK!!!!!!!

 

[johnnynoname]

get it?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

OP- did you say to him that you would see him again in an hour

As I said, Johnny, he was on the phone. And while that is a good ref, I probably would have gone with a more utilitarian "Dice!"

 

[johnnynoname]

it's a funny bit that still makes me laugh but I STILL don't get it

however- wasn't that the point of that album..."it's not about comedy- it's about laughter"