Just look at this asshole

[The Talking Dead]

Right in the middle of the bar with a laptop and fucking mouse. I'm sure the staff just loved him doing that before he was banned.

Also why the fuck would go somewhere like this to write anyway? Fucking tiny, cramped little street corner bar that's super brightly lit and just shitty looking overall. If you want to get hammered while you write, at least go to a nice bar.

Stupid fatso.

 

[RobertMewler]

Also why the fuck would go somewhere like this to write anyway?

 

[DominusOdium]

Also why the fuck would go somewhere like this to write anyway? Fucking tiny, cramped little street corner bar that's super brightly lit and just shitty looking overall. If you want to get hammered while you write, at least go to a nice bar.

Stupid fatso.

The exact same reason that one asshole brings an acoustic guitar to your party: to be the interesting creative guy to impress women

 

[N64 Cube]

"Let's get the fuck outta here. Ugly asshole at the end of the bar with the laptop is making me nervous."

"Why did that fat fuck offer us to watch his wife get farted in by a nigger?"

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Stupid fatso.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Right in the middle of the bar with a laptop and fucking mouse. I'm sure the staff just loved him doing that before he was banned.

Also why the fuck would go somewhere like this to write anyway? Fucking tiny, cramped little street corner bar that's super brightly lit and just shitty looking overall. If you want to get hammered while you write, at least go to a nice bar.

Stupid fatso.

Yah, but how is everyone supposed to know that he's an important author if he's sitting off at a quiet corner? I bet all those people asked him for autographs, too. Nice try with the hate, though.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You can see the people on his sides are trying to get as far away as possible from him. He does this for attention because he’s so starved for it.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I spy an ample pair of tits.

But where in this image are they from?

Spoiler

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

A lot of bars have a policy that you cant set up shop on the bar like that. Pat types are the reason those policies were made. Plus its right by the register and bar taps where it would prime real estate to quickly pour and charge customers that arent sitting at the bar. He is a selfish prick.

 

[Hudson]

Doesn't even order food....just a glass of water. No wonder they 86ed him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

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He counts this as a SWAT, btw

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Would let the blonde girl fart on me

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He counts this as a SWAT, btw

Felony bad tip, stlaker

 

[midwit]

Just want to pop in and say that some of you niggers are funny motherfuckers. This thread is gold.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A lot of bars have a policy that you cant set up shop on the bar like that. Pat types are the reason those policies were made. Plus its right by the register and bar taps where it would prime real estate to quickly pour and charge customers that arent sitting at the bar. He is a selfish prick.

Exactly, he purposely tries to get a seat in a high traffic area which makes not only it more difficult for a customer to get a drink because they have to maneuver around this fat idiot with a laptop / mouse / backpack / other bullshit but also hurts the bartender from making money from turn and burn business. If I was bartending and he would try to pull this shit id tell him he’s gotta go to a table and say it’s due to insurance reasons (large electrical device near bar taps / sink under the bar / power outlets / etc)

It’s like if someone walked up to a bar and laid out the New York Times and got upset if anyone near by wanted him to move so they can get a drink. He only does this for attention because he thinks it makes him look important and special when he just looks like a huge asshole.

 

[RoxburyRick]

This isn't an Nikki thread

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Doesn't even order food....just a glass of water. No wonder they 86ed him.

He nurses whatever 1-2 beers he orders then switches to tea / soda so he can get free refills. Probably sits there for a 2-3 hours and spends a whole 12 bucks.

 

[SensibleKeks]

A lot of bars have a policy that you cant set up shop on the bar like that. Pat types are the reason those policies were made. Plus its right by the register and bar taps where it would prime real estate to quickly pour and charge customers that arent sitting at the bar. He is a selfish prick.

You can see his laptop's power cord and it's clearly plugged into an outlet in the bartender's work area. Just another reason he's a fucking nuisance.

Frankly Hooli's should be thanking us for giving them an out to ban him.