JUST LIKE EDDIE

[Zeroman]

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Aren’t cables pretty much all the same? I remember when HD TVs were first becoming popular the cables were expensive, but nowadays a $6 cable is just as good.

 

[Princess Alena 2]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

so it’s fine for Joseph to spend $140 on cables for his hobby, but everything else being expensive is “a product of the current administration”?

 

[Princess Alena 2]

so it’s fine for Joseph to spend $140 on cables for his hobby, but everything else being expensive is “a product of the current administration”?

$140?! Nigga these are $49.99. Let’s not get crazy and think he would actually buy a quality product like Mogami cables. He only bought these because they’re “EVH” branded.

 

[Zeroman]

If this retard paid $140 for one 20’ cable, then he’s the problem. Found this on Eddie Van Halen’s “MERCH” store:

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

$140?! Nigga these are $49.99. Let’s not get crazy and think he would actually buy a quality product like Mogami cables. He only bought these because they’re “EVH” branded.

He probably did pay $140 for $49.99 cables. It’s the way of the Moo.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He doesn’t need fancy cables to play an empty TGIF/Moose lodge.

 

[Cumiace]

Cumia-rich

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

If he had any semblance of dexterity or knowledge outside of strumming his Chinese guitars, he could cheaply make cables himself. The lead in the solder might actually RAISE his IQ, for once.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hope Joe hangs himself with the cables

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Aren’t cables pretty much all the same? I remember when HD TVs were first becoming popular the cables were expensive, but nowadays a $6 cable is just as good.

Yes, this is a complete sale to rubes. I played guitar growing up and some stores would sell generic cables with the stores name / logo on them and they sounded the same as the more expensive name brand cable. An effects board / pedal is one thing, cable is cable. I remember with TVs they would sell regular 4K HDMI cables which is all you need but they would have some gold plated ones for more money which were bought by idiots like Joe.

 

[bumbum8]

No matter what he paid for the cable, he could have spent it on a dermatologist trip for his daughter.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Why don't you pay tribute to Kurt Cobain with a cattle gun, Joe?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Are those cables waterproof? Thinking about the summer water park/public swimming pool gig circuit

 

[guest]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CABLES WE GOT?

DEY CABLE PRETTY GOOD!

(That was a reference to the Opie and Anthony show, Daniel)

 

[satanssockpuppet]

so it’s fine for Joseph to spend $140 on cables for his hobby, but everything else being expensive is “a product of the current administration”?

The hilarious dichotomy of a swole-breasted buffoon. When Joe is struggling to pay his bills and pay for his groceries, it's because on the day he took office, Joe Biden totally destroyed Donald Trump's glorious American utopia and replaced it with a socialist hellscape. Yet he's forever mindlessly blowing cash on nigger-rich nonsense, like cruises, AC, dining out and buying useless guitar garbage. Joe using high-end, expensive guitar cables is like putting really expensive rims on a beaten-down Dodge Stratus. Joe can use the finest guitar equipment in the world and it won't make one iota of difference in his fat-fingered, sloppy, shortcut-laden playing.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Wait, EVH stands for Eddie Van Halen?! Hahahaha he actually bought these?! Like Eddie had anything to with these things. Some Chinaman talked to Eddie's agent and Eddie gets a monthly check, Eddie probably doesn't even know why.
Black rifle coffee, Trump coasters, EVH cables. He really is a rube

 

[Zeroman]

shortcut-laden playing.

The ribs, they are a-destroyin'

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CABLES WE GOT?

DEY CABLE PRETTY GOOD!

(That was a reference to the Opie and Anthony show, Daniel)

We got Fenduh . . . Ernie Bawl