Just imagine this.

[guest]

Unless you never took a chance, you probably got your heart broken at least once. You learned your lessons from it and you stopped being such a faggot. You hardened. Or you had the balls not to and you didn't. Either way is good. I had a couple of both. All good stuff, whatever.

But here's Fat's. He married the first woman who let him have sex with her. And then, while pregnant with his child and legally bound to him, she absconded with a donkey-dicked alternate and A) Swapped marriage contracts B) Left Fat C) Let Fat know he was unloved and useless in terms of husband and father and D) Fat.

Adrienne's pregnant femininity smelled and sensed Patrick S Tomlinson's uselessness as man, husband, father and provider. As well as instinctively rejecting his undersized genitals, she also repudiated his simpness in every way.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I don't know what you're getting at, but Jon finally stuffed her cunt and that was the end for pindick Pat.

 

[guest]

You have a way with words...MATE

 

[Midian9876]

No child, it wasn’t my heart that was broken, Adrienne broke her own heart losing out on my Twitter greatness and literary fame in the coming years

 

[Meownaw]

Picture this fohlkshhh
I eat da coochie

 

[Raymond]

I'd rather assume that Ade left him for being a cunt. He must have been verbally abusive all the time.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I wonder if it relates to the origin of 'child', maybe it's subconscious or maybe Ade called him it & it stuck in his psyche

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'd rather assume that Ade left him for being a cunt. He must have been verbally abusive all the time.

It probably was that - she just didn't realize how awful he was until she sat on the lap of a good man with a battleship of a dong.

At that point she knew she had some options.

 

[guest]

I'd rather assume that Ade left him for being a cunt. He must have been verbally abusive all the time.

If his tweets are an indicator...he was UNBEARABLE. She also smoked cigarettes while with him, as only a nicotine fix could calm your nerves dealing with his fatistry.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Yeah and I guarantee she regrets leaving him. He’s famous now and is a professional author, stand up comedian, writer, journalist, and tv personality among other things. What is Jon? Like an insurance salesman or something?

Yeah there’s no way she regrets her decisions lol. She’s lying. She’s lying to everyone and more importantly she’s lying to herself to this very day.

 

[Harry Powell]

I'd rather assume that Ade left him for being a cunt. He must have been verbally abusive all the time.

I have some experience being a Patrick-type, I guarantee she left him because of his self obsession and narcissism. This dude truly cannot think outside of himself.