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Just heard this from a woman at my work

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Don’t get something that you can’t take care of. Stupid cunt. It’s probably caged the entire time she’s gone too.
I’m piecing it together and she got an apartment that doesn’t allow large dogs (not sure what kind it is) but she cried it’s her “emotional support” dog so they have to allow her because of some dumb discrimination law. She’s also mid to late 20s and a great big fat person. Fat entitled cunt.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I’m piecing it together and she got an apartment that doesn’t allow large dogs (not sure what kind it is) but she cried it’s her “emotional support” dog so they have to allow her because of some dumb discrimination law. She’s also mid to late 20s and a great big fat person. Fat entitled cunt.
They should just remove that designation completely. Unless you’re blind you don’t get to have a dog in the grocery store. I’m on the fence even allowing it for them. Stay home and bump into stuff.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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They should just remove that designation completely. Unless you’re blind you don’t get to have a dog in the grocery store. I’m on the fence even allowing it for them. Stay home and bump into stuff.
It doesn’t even make sense - they use it to do whatever they want and with no regard for other people. Apartments have a limit on large dogs because they do damage unless well trained. She said she would get training for it but she “doesnt have the funds” so I’m guessing it prob tears the place up, shits / pisses on the floor (she’s big fat person and complained about having to get up and take it out) and when she doesn’t get her security deposit back I’m sure she cry discrimination or some bullshit.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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It doesn’t even make sense - they use it to do whatever they want and with no regard for other people. Apartments have a limit on large dogs because they do damage unless well trained. She said she would get training for it but she “doesnt have the funds” so I’m guessing it prob tears the place up, shits / pisses on the floor (she’s big fat person and complained about having to get up and take it out) and when she doesn’t get her security deposit back I’m sure she cry discrimination or some bullshit.
The apartment complex should be legally able to sue her when it tears up the place.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The apartment complex should be legally able to sue her when it tears up the place.
I hope so, she complains all day about everything in her life and her “you can’t tell me I can’t have my large dogs, they’re my emotional support animals!” crap to get them in would be well deserved. She also said her BF (how do these gross pigs find men?) broke up with her before Christmas - he didn’t want to buy her gifts.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Real ass dude of the week. Imagine how much he was spending on food for her. I wouldn’t buy her prezzies either.
What’s funny another heavy white girl I know - a neighbor of mine - got dumped two days before Christmas. He was a N person so that made it even funnier. They dated for like a year, she took him on multiple vacations (she paid of course) and he said K BYE right before Christmas. Nobody was shocked.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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What’s funny another heavy white girl I know - a neighbor of mine - got dumped two days before Christmas. He was a N person so that made it even funnier. They dated for like a year, she took him on multiple vacations (she paid of course) and he said K BYE right before Christmas. Nobody was shocked.
She probably didn’t want to buy a PS5 if she’s had to spring for them the last few Christmases already.
 

bovinebrain

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They should just remove that designation completely. Unless you’re blind you don’t get to have a dog in the grocery store. I’m on the fence even allowing it for them. Stay home and bump into stuff.
While searching for a new harness for my husky, I noticed that the first result on Amazon for "dog harness" was one that had "EMOTIONAL SUPPORT" plastered all over it. It's become so common for everyone to claim "hurr durr my feelings" that it's the first result on Amazon for some entitled cunts to whip on their dog and claim exemption anywhere they go, with the dumbass laws on their side.

Fuck you and your emotions. Keep your nasty dog out of the fucking grocery store.
 

Uncle Floyd

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I hope so, she complains all day about everything in her life and her “you can’t tell me I can’t have my large dogs, they’re my emotional support animals!” crap to get them in would be well deserved. She also said her BF (how do these gross pigs find men?) broke up with her before Christmas - he didn’t want to buy her gifts.
He asked her for a list of what she wanted for Christmas. She handed him a Cheesecake Factory menu.
 
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