Just had this crazy dream about niggers!!! (audio)

[Carl Winslow]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[THE D]

Today I literally woke up from a dream where I was in a social event with a buffet-style line, and some black dude cut me in line, and I cut him back and give him an entire speech on how blacks are inferior and won't behave or own up to their actions. He then started throwing food and salt shakers at me, and I followed him to his table and yelled at him some more about how blacks are inferior. A few min later his women came over to my table and told me to look at her and proceeded to spray some liquid in a can on herself (pepper spray?) and blamed me to get me in trouble. I looked at her and told her the spray pattern (it was on her shirt) made it obvious that she sprayed it on herself and called her a dumb nigger again. There is no fucking way this shit is good for my mental health or outlook on life.

 

[guest]

I'm not a fan of niggers either. Thanks for sharing. God bless.

 

[guest]

I’m so sorry this happened to you, Jim.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm not even joking, I don't think a black person has been in one of my dreams ever

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You know who to call

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I’ve had a couple bad nightmares where there were nigger riots in North Philly and I was there running for my life and had dream noodle legs

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Based Jerry Goldstein