Just a simple example of why this "smart" tech world is shittier than the old one.

[Professor Rape]

Every morning I stand on the scale to weigh myself. Back in the 90s I'd hop on and it'd show me the number right away. Now when I stand on, I have to press through THREE fucking screens (the welcome screen, the confirmation of height, and confirmation of age). JUST TELL ME MY FUCKING WEIGHT, FUCK. And I either gotta use my toe or bend down to skip through these screens, like what the fuck were they thinking? Oh I know what they were thinking, let's hire street shitters and chinks to design this thing.

End scale rant.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Another example.

Fuck smart watches

 

[BUBBLER]

Every morning I stand on the scale to weigh myself. Back in the 90s I'd hop on and it'd show me the number right away. Now when I stand on, I have to press through THREE fucking screens (the welcome screen, the confirmation of height, and confirmation of age). JUST TELL ME MY FUCKING WEIGHT, FUCK. And I either gotta use my toe or bend down to skip through these screens, like what the fuck were they thinking? Oh I know what they were thinking, let's hire street shitters and chinks to design this thing.

End scale rant.

Solution: Stop being a women and worrying about your weight first thing in the morning.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Another example.

Fuck smart watches

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I wish I could afford a G-SHOCK version.

Mine keep on resetting everytime i'm on a trampoline

 

[Turk February]

Two step verification is another example that totally ruined tech for me. I know the fucking password. Why do I need a phone code?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Two step verification is another example that totally ruined tech for me. I know the fucking password. Why do I need a phone code?

Kikes!!!!

 

[captain_kamala]

Solution: Stop being a women and worrying about your weight first thing in the morning.

For real
When I was anorexic I had 1 digital and 1 analog scale and I'd get on and off of them over and over until they both said exactly the same weight. Could take up to 30 minutes.

 

[Turk February]

For real
When I was anorexic I had 1 digital and 1 analog scale and I'd get on and off of them over and over until they both said exactly the same weight. Could take up to 30 minutes.

That sounds far more like ocd than anorexia but I guess they can cross over. Was there an exact number you wanted the weight to be?

 

[captain_kamala]

That sounds far more like ocd than anorexia but I guess they can cross over. Was there an exact number you wanted the weight to be?

Anorexia is all about rituals and obsessions
There was no number that was good enough. I was always too fat

 

[Turk February]

Anorexia is all about rituals and obsessions
There was no number that was good enough. I was always too fat

If in 4 years I don't have a solid relationship I'm going to propose to you. You're my dream girl. And you have nice hair as do I. I'll shave the moustache off.

 

[Turk February]

Actually. Why don't I just do it now? I'm a 35 year old hipster with a rotting hand prone to BPD and fainting. My apartment is covered and shit. I can afford a hotel though. Ever seen St Catharines i would love to show you around.

 

[EraGodless]

Every morning I stand on the scale to weigh myself. Back in the 90s I'd hop on and it'd show me the number right away. Now when I stand on, I have to press through THREE fucking screens (the welcome screen, the confirmation of height, and confirmation of age). JUST TELL ME MY FUCKING WEIGHT, FUCK. And I either gotta use my toe or bend down to skip through these screens, like what the fuck were they thinking? Oh I know what they were thinking, let's hire street shitters and chinks to design this thing.

End scale rant.

 

[Turk February]

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Shut up. This is a dating site now you fucking retard.

 

[DMAN]

At his most buff, The DMAN once maintained an exact weight of 222.22 lbs.

 

[Turk February]

At his most buff, The DMAN once maintained an exact weight of 222.22 lbs.

And he was fucked by men. Fuck off. This little black chick is mine.

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN ranted before about the fact that he was gifted a free brand new TV and ended up without a remote. The TV had no buttons other than 1 big power button. So he couldn't connect the TV to wifi to get any apps or anything until he bought a roku or chromecast. No volume buttons for you. Had to buy a universal remote just to do that shit.

 

[Turk February]

The DMAN ranted before about the fact that he was gifted a free brand new TV and ended up without a remote. The TV had no buttons other than 1 big power button. So he couldn't connect the TV to wifi to get any apps or anything until he bought a roku or chromecast. No volume buttons for you. Had to buy a universal remote just to do that shit.

He can flash around his flashy technology and wealth @captain_kamala but I will always keep you warm even though I'm poor. You'll never go hungry. I am a stronger man. He's just fancier.

 

[LingerLonger]

Smart TVs, smart cars, modern game consoles, modern computers, and modern software are all dogshit.

 

[captain_kamala]

Hey simps and haters
What do you think about my current level of fatness
Your comments on my hair are irrelevant and I don't wanna hear it

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm going for this look