Joseph pulling an NFL player aside for some advice

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Why is it that even when I kind of see his point, Brother Slow is incredible at making himself sound like a complete retard?

 

[Turk February]

Joeseph Cumia...put down the frying pan and go for a walk when the WIFE is upset

or...

Smack the bitch, spend the rest of your life pretending to be father to another man's kids, picking up your brother scraps for a living.

Just plain STUPIDITY. Ignorance. Low Iq. Disrespecting rule of law.

 

[BraunsGhost]

 

[Ladynyahh]

Obey law ENFORCEMENT and don't sell drugs... Or...get arrested, threatened with prison (stlaker) and be offered the choice to serve your sentence or join the military for 8 months and claim veteran status

ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't think Joe Cumia is in any position to tell a millionaire athlete how to live. Tyreek Hill, flop your giant penis out the window and piss on them next time if you feel like it. You have enough money to get out of it. That's Abe Vigoda's advice.

Also, I know this is Jenkem Joe we're dealing with here, but that capitalization of ENFORCEMENT makes even less sense than usual.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Drive in the Joseph lane while taking selfies at high speed instead, Tyreek

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

A little friendly advice from Uncle Remus, one coon to another ya feel me

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Drive in the Joseph lane while taking selfies at high speed instead, Tyreek

With an ugly pockmarked child in the back!

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Blindly obey authority or be killed. Real freedom-loving conservative over here